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I DEMAND THE REINSTATEMENT OF MY PROPER USERNAME, ELROD JERICOHO
- Thread starter Elrod Jericoho
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Dark Link
Morituri te salutant
THE MOOSE SONG!
by Wild Mountain Thyme
When I was a young man I used to like girls,
I fondled their bodies and played with their curls,
But me girlfriend ran off with a salesman named Bruce,
You'd never get treatment like that from a moose!
CHORUS:
So it's moose, moose, I like a moose,
I've never had anything quite like a moose,
I've had many lovers, my life has been loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose!
Now when I'm in need of a very good lay,
I go to me stables and gets me some hay,
I opens me window and spreads it around,
'Cause moose always comes when there's hay on the ground!
CHORUS
Now I've made it with all kinds of beasties with hair,
I'd make it with snakes if their fangs were not there,
I've made it with walrus, two ducks and a goose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose!
CHORUS
Now gorillas are fine for a Saturday night,
And lions and tigers, they puts up a fight,
But it just ain't the same when you slams your caboose
As the feeling you gets when you humps with a moose!
CHORUS
I've tried many beasties on land or on sea
I've even tried hump-backs that humped back on me!
Sharks are quite good, tho they're hard to pull loose
But on dry land there is nothing quite like a moose!
CHORUS
Woodchucks are all right except that they bite
And foxes and rabbits won't last thru the night!
Cows would be fun, but they're hard to seduce
But you never need worry should you find a moose!
CHORUS
Step in my study, and trophies you'll find
A black striped tiger and scruffy maned lion
You'll know the elephant by his ivory tooths
And the one that's a-winking, you know is the moose!
CHORUS
The lion succumbed to a thirty-ought-six
Machine guns and tigers I've proved do not mix
The elephant fell by a bomb with a fuse
But I won't tell a soul how I did in the moose!
CHORUS
I've found many women attracted to me
A few of them have had me over for tea
Some say that they love me when they're feeling loose
But I'd trade the world's women for one lovely moose!
CHORUS
The good Lord made Adam, and then He made Eve
Said He: "If you sin now, I'll ask you to leave!"
They left not because of Eve's forbidden fruit
But 'cause Adam decided the moose there were cute!
CHORUS
The English are said to like boars who've had corn
The Celtics just dream of the young unicorn
The Germans, it's said, just need leather and rope
But give me a moose and I'll no longer mope!
CHORUS
Now I've broken the laws in this god-awful state
They've put me in prison and locked up the gate
They say that tomorrow I'll swing from a noose
But my last night I'll spend with a good sexy moose!
CHORUS
Next morning the Governor's word reached my ears
"We've commuted your sentence to ninety-nine years!"
"You won't get parole; not a five minute's truce,
And your friend goes to Sing-Sing, he's so big-a-moose!"
CHORUS
(SLOWLY) Now that I'm old and advanced in me years,
I'll look back on me life, and I'll shed me no tears,
As I sit in me chair with me glass of mateuse,
And play hide the salami with Millie the Moose!
CHORUS
So, went off to heaven, my soul soared away.
I’ll show up at those gate, with a bail of fresh hay,
and they’re bound to inquire, as to my grin,
so I’ll wined up in hell humping Moose’s again!
by Wild Mountain Thyme
When I was a young man I used to like girls,
I fondled their bodies and played with their curls,
But me girlfriend ran off with a salesman named Bruce,
You'd never get treatment like that from a moose!
CHORUS:
So it's moose, moose, I like a moose,
I've never had anything quite like a moose,
I've had many lovers, my life has been loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose!
Now when I'm in need of a very good lay,
I go to me stables and gets me some hay,
I opens me window and spreads it around,
'Cause moose always comes when there's hay on the ground!
CHORUS
Now I've made it with all kinds of beasties with hair,
I'd make it with snakes if their fangs were not there,
I've made it with walrus, two ducks and a goose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose!
CHORUS
Now gorillas are fine for a Saturday night,
And lions and tigers, they puts up a fight,
But it just ain't the same when you slams your caboose
As the feeling you gets when you humps with a moose!
CHORUS
I've tried many beasties on land or on sea
I've even tried hump-backs that humped back on me!
Sharks are quite good, tho they're hard to pull loose
But on dry land there is nothing quite like a moose!
CHORUS
Woodchucks are all right except that they bite
And foxes and rabbits won't last thru the night!
Cows would be fun, but they're hard to seduce
But you never need worry should you find a moose!
CHORUS
Step in my study, and trophies you'll find
A black striped tiger and scruffy maned lion
You'll know the elephant by his ivory tooths
And the one that's a-winking, you know is the moose!
CHORUS
The lion succumbed to a thirty-ought-six
Machine guns and tigers I've proved do not mix
The elephant fell by a bomb with a fuse
But I won't tell a soul how I did in the moose!
CHORUS
I've found many women attracted to me
A few of them have had me over for tea
Some say that they love me when they're feeling loose
But I'd trade the world's women for one lovely moose!
CHORUS
The good Lord made Adam, and then He made Eve
Said He: "If you sin now, I'll ask you to leave!"
They left not because of Eve's forbidden fruit
But 'cause Adam decided the moose there were cute!
CHORUS
The English are said to like boars who've had corn
The Celtics just dream of the young unicorn
The Germans, it's said, just need leather and rope
But give me a moose and I'll no longer mope!
CHORUS
Now I've broken the laws in this god-awful state
They've put me in prison and locked up the gate
They say that tomorrow I'll swing from a noose
But my last night I'll spend with a good sexy moose!
CHORUS
Next morning the Governor's word reached my ears
"We've commuted your sentence to ninety-nine years!"
"You won't get parole; not a five minute's truce,
And your friend goes to Sing-Sing, he's so big-a-moose!"
CHORUS
(SLOWLY) Now that I'm old and advanced in me years,
I'll look back on me life, and I'll shed me no tears,
As I sit in me chair with me glass of mateuse,
And play hide the salami with Millie the Moose!
CHORUS
So, went off to heaven, my soul soared away.
I’ll show up at those gate, with a bail of fresh hay,
and they’re bound to inquire, as to my grin,
so I’ll wined up in hell humping Moose’s again!
Elrod Jericoho
New member
Free my username!
Elrod Jericoho
New member
I demand justice and username reinstatement immediately.
Elrod Jericoho
New member
Punish the scoundrel known as Mentalist.
Dark Link
Morituri te salutant
THE MOOSE SONG!
by Wild Mountain Thyme
When I was a young man I used to like girls,
I fondled their bodies and played with their curls,
But me girlfriend ran off with a salesman named Bruce,
You'd never get treatment like that from a moose!
CHORUS:
So it's moose, moose, I like a moose,
I've never had anything quite like a moose,
I've had many lovers, my life has been loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose!
Now when I'm in need of a very good lay,
I go to me stables and gets me some hay,
I opens me window and spreads it around,
'Cause moose always comes when there's hay on the ground!
CHORUS
Now I've made it with all kinds of beasties with hair,
I'd make it with snakes if their fangs were not there,
I've made it with walrus, two ducks and a goose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose!
CHORUS
Now gorillas are fine for a Saturday night,
And lions and tigers, they puts up a fight,
But it just ain't the same when you slams your caboose
As the feeling you gets when you humps with a moose!
CHORUS
I've tried many beasties on land or on sea
I've even tried hump-backs that humped back on me!
Sharks are quite good, tho they're hard to pull loose
But on dry land there is nothing quite like a moose!
CHORUS
Woodchucks are all right except that they bite
And foxes and rabbits won't last thru the night!
Cows would be fun, but they're hard to seduce
But you never need worry should you find a moose!
CHORUS
Step in my study, and trophies you'll find
A black striped tiger and scruffy maned lion
You'll know the elephant by his ivory tooths
And the one that's a-winking, you know is the moose!
CHORUS
The lion succumbed to a thirty-ought-six
Machine guns and tigers I've proved do not mix
The elephant fell by a bomb with a fuse
But I won't tell a soul how I did in the moose!
CHORUS
I've found many women attracted to me
A few of them have had me over for tea
Some say that they love me when they're feeling loose
But I'd trade the world's women for one lovely moose!
CHORUS
The good Lord made Adam, and then He made Eve
Said He: "If you sin now, I'll ask you to leave!"
They left not because of Eve's forbidden fruit
But 'cause Adam decided the moose there were cute!
CHORUS
The English are said to like boars who've had corn
The Celtics just dream of the young unicorn
The Germans, it's said, just need leather and rope
But give me a moose and I'll no longer mope!
CHORUS
Now I've broken the laws in this god-awful state
They've put me in prison and locked up the gate
They say that tomorrow I'll swing from a noose
But my last night I'll spend with a good sexy moose!
CHORUS
Next morning the Governor's word reached my ears
"We've commuted your sentence to ninety-nine years!"
"You won't get parole; not a five minute's truce,
And your friend goes to Sing-Sing, he's so big-a-moose!"
CHORUS
(SLOWLY) Now that I'm old and advanced in me years,
I'll look back on me life, and I'll shed me no tears,
As I sit in me chair with me glass of mateuse,
And play hide the salami with Millie the Moose!
CHORUS
So, went off to heaven, my soul soared away.
I’ll show up at those gate, with a bail of fresh hay,
and they’re bound to inquire, as to my grin,
so I’ll wined up in hell humping Moose’s again!
by Wild Mountain Thyme
When I was a young man I used to like girls,
I fondled their bodies and played with their curls,
But me girlfriend ran off with a salesman named Bruce,
You'd never get treatment like that from a moose!
CHORUS:
So it's moose, moose, I like a moose,
I've never had anything quite like a moose,
I've had many lovers, my life has been loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose!
Now when I'm in need of a very good lay,
I go to me stables and gets me some hay,
I opens me window and spreads it around,
'Cause moose always comes when there's hay on the ground!
CHORUS
Now I've made it with all kinds of beasties with hair,
I'd make it with snakes if their fangs were not there,
I've made it with walrus, two ducks and a goose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose!
CHORUS
Now gorillas are fine for a Saturday night,
And lions and tigers, they puts up a fight,
But it just ain't the same when you slams your caboose
As the feeling you gets when you humps with a moose!
CHORUS
I've tried many beasties on land or on sea
I've even tried hump-backs that humped back on me!
Sharks are quite good, tho they're hard to pull loose
But on dry land there is nothing quite like a moose!
CHORUS
Woodchucks are all right except that they bite
And foxes and rabbits won't last thru the night!
Cows would be fun, but they're hard to seduce
But you never need worry should you find a moose!
CHORUS
Step in my study, and trophies you'll find
A black striped tiger and scruffy maned lion
You'll know the elephant by his ivory tooths
And the one that's a-winking, you know is the moose!
CHORUS
The lion succumbed to a thirty-ought-six
Machine guns and tigers I've proved do not mix
The elephant fell by a bomb with a fuse
But I won't tell a soul how I did in the moose!
CHORUS
I've found many women attracted to me
A few of them have had me over for tea
Some say that they love me when they're feeling loose
But I'd trade the world's women for one lovely moose!
CHORUS
The good Lord made Adam, and then He made Eve
Said He: "If you sin now, I'll ask you to leave!"
They left not because of Eve's forbidden fruit
But 'cause Adam decided the moose there were cute!
CHORUS
The English are said to like boars who've had corn
The Celtics just dream of the young unicorn
The Germans, it's said, just need leather and rope
But give me a moose and I'll no longer mope!
CHORUS
Now I've broken the laws in this god-awful state
They've put me in prison and locked up the gate
They say that tomorrow I'll swing from a noose
But my last night I'll spend with a good sexy moose!
CHORUS
Next morning the Governor's word reached my ears
"We've commuted your sentence to ninety-nine years!"
"You won't get parole; not a five minute's truce,
And your friend goes to Sing-Sing, he's so big-a-moose!"
CHORUS
(SLOWLY) Now that I'm old and advanced in me years,
I'll look back on me life, and I'll shed me no tears,
As I sit in me chair with me glass of mateuse,
And play hide the salami with Millie the Moose!
CHORUS
So, went off to heaven, my soul soared away.
I’ll show up at those gate, with a bail of fresh hay,
and they’re bound to inquire, as to my grin,
so I’ll wined up in hell humping Moose’s again!
Elrod Jericoho
New member
Excuse me, dark link, get the hell off of my thread. Do not post here. See below:
Billy said:
Elrod Jericoho
New member
Cassie, get off my thread.
Ned Gauthier
New member
Sure be do
Elrod Jericoho
New member
Gagh, thank you for supporting my petition.Gagh said:
^ this is the kind of on-topic posting that is allowed on my thread, people. Learn from Gagh.
Elrod Jericoho
New member
Is this on topic? I can't tell. I am not familiar with all eight million of your message board nerd acronyms.Gagh said:
Elrod Jericoho
New member
Gagh, if you're not going to post support of my petition or an explanation of why I had my username wrongfully changed, get off my thread, please.
Dark Link
Morituri te salutant
THE MOOSE SONG!
by Wild Mountain Thyme
When I was a young man I used to like girls,
I fondled their bodies and played with their curls,
But me girlfriend ran off with a salesman named Bruce,
You'd never get treatment like that from a moose!
CHORUS:
So it's moose, moose, I like a moose,
I've never had anything quite like a moose,
I've had many lovers, my life has been loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose!
Now when I'm in need of a very good lay,
I go to me stables and gets me some hay,
I opens me window and spreads it around,
'Cause moose always comes when there's hay on the ground!
CHORUS
Now I've made it with all kinds of beasties with hair,
I'd make it with snakes if their fangs were not there,
I've made it with walrus, two ducks and a goose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose!
CHORUS
Now gorillas are fine for a Saturday night,
And lions and tigers, they puts up a fight,
But it just ain't the same when you slams your caboose
As the feeling you gets when you humps with a moose!
CHORUS
I've tried many beasties on land or on sea
I've even tried hump-backs that humped back on me!
Sharks are quite good, tho they're hard to pull loose
But on dry land there is nothing quite like a moose!
CHORUS
Woodchucks are all right except that they bite
And foxes and rabbits won't last thru the night!
Cows would be fun, but they're hard to seduce
But you never need worry should you find a moose!
CHORUS
Step in my study, and trophies you'll find
A black striped tiger and scruffy maned lion
You'll know the elephant by his ivory tooths
And the one that's a-winking, you know is the moose!
CHORUS
The lion succumbed to a thirty-ought-six
Machine guns and tigers I've proved do not mix
The elephant fell by a bomb with a fuse
But I won't tell a soul how I did in the moose!
CHORUS
I've found many women attracted to me
A few of them have had me over for tea
Some say that they love me when they're feeling loose
But I'd trade the world's women for one lovely moose!
CHORUS
The good Lord made Adam, and then He made Eve
Said He: "If you sin now, I'll ask you to leave!"
They left not because of Eve's forbidden fruit
But 'cause Adam decided the moose there were cute!
CHORUS
The English are said to like boars who've had corn
The Celtics just dream of the young unicorn
The Germans, it's said, just need leather and rope
But give me a moose and I'll no longer mope!
CHORUS
Now I've broken the laws in this god-awful state
They've put me in prison and locked up the gate
They say that tomorrow I'll swing from a noose
But my last night I'll spend with a good sexy moose!
CHORUS
Next morning the Governor's word reached my ears
"We've commuted your sentence to ninety-nine years!"
"You won't get parole; not a five minute's truce,
And your friend goes to Sing-Sing, he's so big-a-moose!"
CHORUS
(SLOWLY) Now that I'm old and advanced in me years,
I'll look back on me life, and I'll shed me no tears,
As I sit in me chair with me glass of mateuse,
And play hide the salami with Millie the Moose!
CHORUS
So, went off to heaven, my soul soared away.
I’ll show up at those gate, with a bail of fresh hay,
and they’re bound to inquire, as to my grin,
so I’ll wined up in hell humping Moose’s again!
by Wild Mountain Thyme
When I was a young man I used to like girls,
I fondled their bodies and played with their curls,
But me girlfriend ran off with a salesman named Bruce,
You'd never get treatment like that from a moose!
CHORUS:
So it's moose, moose, I like a moose,
I've never had anything quite like a moose,
I've had many lovers, my life has been loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose!
Now when I'm in need of a very good lay,
I go to me stables and gets me some hay,
I opens me window and spreads it around,
'Cause moose always comes when there's hay on the ground!
CHORUS
Now I've made it with all kinds of beasties with hair,
I'd make it with snakes if their fangs were not there,
I've made it with walrus, two ducks and a goose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose!
CHORUS
Now gorillas are fine for a Saturday night,
And lions and tigers, they puts up a fight,
But it just ain't the same when you slams your caboose
As the feeling you gets when you humps with a moose!
CHORUS
I've tried many beasties on land or on sea
I've even tried hump-backs that humped back on me!
Sharks are quite good, tho they're hard to pull loose
But on dry land there is nothing quite like a moose!
CHORUS
Woodchucks are all right except that they bite
And foxes and rabbits won't last thru the night!
Cows would be fun, but they're hard to seduce
But you never need worry should you find a moose!
CHORUS
Step in my study, and trophies you'll find
A black striped tiger and scruffy maned lion
You'll know the elephant by his ivory tooths
And the one that's a-winking, you know is the moose!
CHORUS
The lion succumbed to a thirty-ought-six
Machine guns and tigers I've proved do not mix
The elephant fell by a bomb with a fuse
But I won't tell a soul how I did in the moose!
CHORUS
I've found many women attracted to me
A few of them have had me over for tea
Some say that they love me when they're feeling loose
But I'd trade the world's women for one lovely moose!
CHORUS
The good Lord made Adam, and then He made Eve
Said He: "If you sin now, I'll ask you to leave!"
They left not because of Eve's forbidden fruit
But 'cause Adam decided the moose there were cute!
CHORUS
The English are said to like boars who've had corn
The Celtics just dream of the young unicorn
The Germans, it's said, just need leather and rope
But give me a moose and I'll no longer mope!
CHORUS
Now I've broken the laws in this god-awful state
They've put me in prison and locked up the gate
They say that tomorrow I'll swing from a noose
But my last night I'll spend with a good sexy moose!
CHORUS
Next morning the Governor's word reached my ears
"We've commuted your sentence to ninety-nine years!"
"You won't get parole; not a five minute's truce,
And your friend goes to Sing-Sing, he's so big-a-moose!"
CHORUS
(SLOWLY) Now that I'm old and advanced in me years,
I'll look back on me life, and I'll shed me no tears,
As I sit in me chair with me glass of mateuse,
And play hide the salami with Millie the Moose!
CHORUS
So, went off to heaven, my soul soared away.
I’ll show up at those gate, with a bail of fresh hay,
and they’re bound to inquire, as to my grin,
so I’ll wined up in hell humping Moose’s again!
Elrod Jericoho
New member
Don't do it! Get off my petition!