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I don't "get" Michael Bubble

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
He just makes every song sound like a Michael Bubble songs. It's like you say "what would this song sound like sung by Michael Bubble" and ythen you go "huh i tosunds like a sung song by michael bubble" the bastard.
 
The world has been waiting 15 years for him to lose the baby weight.
 
He's taking a Buble bath.
 
HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS YOU CUNT
 
I tried to watch his Christmas show that was supposed to come from his REAL Canadian chalet. It was FAKE! I could see camera crews and everything! Smug bastard. He also kept n looking into camera and using his lizard tongue to lean his eyeballs. I may have exaggerated that last point but you get my POINT.
 
That proves it everything I said!
 
But he's such a dreamboat!!
 
He's no John Barrowman.
 
If I want to hear that kind of music, I listen to Harry Connick Jr.

Now HE is quite sexable. (If you're into that sort of thing)
 
I lost all respect for him after I found out how much he spent on his bloody wedding alone. He's no Canadian! I disown him!
 
Real Canadians only care about BUYING PRESENTS FOR MOUNTIES.
 
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