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I don't know why I'm creating a Tumblr blog...

You missed the window. You should check tumblr everyday like a cool person (but not so much that you post in the MF less.)

((Tumblr Pro was an April Fool's joke that put a top hat on your avatar. It was fun.))
 
It took me a lot of scrolling to realise boyfriend twin isn't an incest thing (OR IS IT?)
 
I stopped scrolling when it got a bit gay.
 
headvoid you should get a tumblr.
 
I have a tumblr now. IDOANYTHINGCASSIESAYS

I am headvoidjizz. SOMEONE STOLE MY USERNAME
 
So we're going to lose Headvoid forever to tumblr, like we did with Tisi. :(
 
Why does everyone on tumblr say "MY BABIES!!" all the fucking time.
 
1) The internet is mostly comprised of white people.
2) The birth rate among whites is lower than birth rates among other races/ethnic groups.
3) White people will transfer all their unused parental feelings toward their possessions: pets, plants, collectible action figures, etc.
4) ...
5) PROFIT!
 
You fuckers are nuts. You know this, right?
 
I did it! I now have a proper healthy distraction called "Tumbler" I am so happy with myself now.
Thank you very much.
 
Follow FCOTD and FCOTD Reblogs and I'll follow you back! (Or just post a link to your blog here.)
 
Kewel. Mine's trollblue.tumblr.com
 
Tumblr is now doing this annoying thing where posts from recommended blog show up in your timeline. If I wanted to see them I'd follow them already.
 
I know. It's annoying because it buries my blog.
 
They recommended a Sohpie Turner blog to me with a post that didn't even have Sophie Turner in it.

I hope someone got fired for that blunder.
 
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