I felt up Mentalist's granny

[The Question]

back when she was 20 years old. I love my time machine!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But did you woo her away from Menty's gramps, thereby altering history and preventing Menty from being born?

'Cause that's cold. There's so many others here who we could do that to instead!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if it's KEira Knightley and she travelled back to the future for revenge agianst you!?

 

[The Question]

Well when I saw Menty's granny, there weren't any guys in line to be Menty's grandpa.

OH, GOD NO!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAANS (pork'n'beans)

 

[CaptainWacky]

That Menty was never born and he's actually MY DUAL!?

 

[Mentalist]

You do realise of course that my Grandmother was a film actress and a supermodel and owner of one of the most succesful clubs in London.

You clearly have good taste.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You must have two grandmothers, logically.

 

[Mentalist]

No I don't have any since my Grandmother on my mothers side is dead and I have disowned anything to do with my father or his family.

 

[The Question]

Ah em jur fazhah, Ruke.

That's what Darth Vader would have said, if he had been a retarded waffle-licking Belgian.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[The Question]

Precisely.

 

[Mentalist]

Exactly.

 

[The Question]

Indubitably.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I HAVE TEN GRANDMOTHERS, ALL JEWISH.

 

[Mentalist]

Undoubtedly.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I HAVE TEN GRANDMOTHERS, ALL JEWISH.

I know, I know...

 

[The Question]

I see... so you weren't so much born, as you were conjured. I take it your "grannies" all sort of danced around a cauldron full of boiling mucus while "chanting in Yiddish", a.k.a. hocking lungers into the broth?

 

[Henoch]

My granmother is still alive but i pray she will die soon cause she is one annoying old bitch!

 

[Henoch]

Menty, why don't you speak to yer father??

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Because he's mute!