I felt up Mentalist's granny

[Kerb Crawler]

Menty, or the grandfather?

 

[kjap]

moot

 

[kjap]

poot

 

[kjap]

and finally...scoot.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't speak to my father because he's dead. Not very funny, I know, but factual.

 

[Gagh]

Sometimes, your seriousness makes me eat babies.

 

[Mentalist]

I don't speak to my father because he's not beautiful enough and I attribute my very few flaws to him..

THE CUNT.

 

[Buttons]

if menty ceased to be would I? I'm so confused.

Sexually.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHY NOT TELL US ABOUT YOUR FATHER, BUTTONS, WE HE A BIG GINGER TOM?

 

[Buttons]

Those words mean nothing to me. I understand them singularly but together they make no sesne.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A GINGER COLOURED MALE CAT OF LARGE SIZE?

 

[Gagh]

gingers smell of WEE