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I finally got my dream job

I hope that the Empire gave him a robot penis.
 
 
If a pirate has a peg leg or a hook for a hand, he could have a robot penis.
 
Volpone said:
If a pirate has a peg leg or a hook for a hand, he could have a robot penis.
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We had a politician here who was a little person with a hook for a hand.
 
True dat.
 
Especially of it's distracting you from ugly balls.
 
I apologize, I first read that as "From my ugly balls" and I blushed. AND THEN I READ IT AGAIN!
 
Volpone said:
Have you had to swab the poop deck yet?
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Today a family was on the boat
as one of the kids was exiting he looked at his dad and said, "He pooped!"
I thought he was talking about his brother who was exiting at the same time-I assumed they had just come from the restroom since they were last off the boat. His father made sort of a face and I sort of made a surprised face and laughed a little.
The 2 kids exited the boat and the father got back on and I asked him what he was doing and he said "I have to get the dog"

OOOOOOH! The dog pooped!

And it happened to be on one of the doggy blankets-which are actually cage covers.

But luckily it was not my shift, so I went back to the office! :D

(The blanket got thrown away) They are supposed to be over the cage, not under the dog. (They did offer to pay for the blanket)
 
 
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