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I found this on the newsstand yesterday

jack

The Legendary Troll King
thinking it was the new Cosmo...

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I had fun last night. I never drink alone and that always leads itself to shenanigans.

I can't believe I just used that word in a sentence.
 
and take Oil of Evening Primrose for that headache. Works better for girls for some reason but takes the sting out almost immediately. About 8 caps. Pretty sure its the GLA (gamma linoleic acid) that normalizes the liver toxicity or some such.
 
I think it's funny that Jack still goes to an old timey newsstand. Did the feller that sold you that wear a leather visor?
 
yep, and walks with a gimpy leg. has a spittoon that he never misses either.
 
I woke up this morning
and found Illy drunk
Gear and jack passed out
FBI writing a novel
and Tisi talking on the phone
what the hell happened to this place?

Actually those aren't really that extreme

But something happened!

I just know it!
 
Whatever it was Illy
I hope
you
kicked
that guys
nuts
or
pulled
that girls
nipples
so
hard
she screamed before
she
came
and then
she
wet
herself
with fear
and
stufff
like
that
 
I woke up this morning
and found Illy drunk
Gear and jack passed out
FBI writing a novel
and Tisi talking on the phone
what the hell happened to this place?

Actually those aren't really that extreme

But something happened!

I just know it!

We had a little drunken debauchery is all. Join us next time.
 
^Oh heavens, imagine that kind of meeting happening in RL. Just think about it for a minute.

Katrina would have nothing on us.
 
I'm telling you it would be more than memorable. Like when I met Neil (and Chris), the resulting tumult from that still reverbs in webland.

Didn't dual, conchaga, mirah and pickle all meet? I know conchaga and tisi met (didnt you guys?)
 
Yeah, that Dual/Pickle meeting... didn't turn out THAT well.
I know Dual met quite a few people during his tours around the globe.
 
I'm telling you it would be more than memorable. Like when I met Neil (and Chris), the resulting tumult from that still reverbs in webland.

Didn't dual, conchaga, mirah and pickle all meet? I know conchaga and tisi met (didnt you guys?)

I met dual.
 
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