I found this on the newsstand yesterday

[jack]

thinking it was the new Cosmo...

 

[Ilyanna]

Bwaaahahahaha!!! Ouch. Hahahaaaaa OUCH! dammit jack the aspirin's not working yet!

 

[jack]

I had fun last night. I never drink alone and that always leads itself to shenanigans.

I can't believe I just used that word in a sentence.

 

[jack]

and take Oil of Evening Primrose for that headache. Works better for girls for some reason but takes the sting out almost immediately. About 8 caps. Pretty sure its the GLA (gamma linoleic acid) that normalizes the liver toxicity or some such.

 

[Ilyanna]

^thanks for the tip!

 

['Gear]

I think it's funny that Jack still goes to an old timey newsstand. Did the feller that sold you that wear a leather visor?

 

[jack]

yep, and walks with a gimpy leg. has a spittoon that he never misses either.

 

['Gear]

Yep. That's him. That's where I go whenever I want to read all about it.

 

[I Love Cunt]

I woke up this morning
and found Illy drunk
Gear and jack passed out
FBI writing a novel
and Tisi talking on the phone
what the hell happened to this place?

Actually those aren't really that extreme

But something happened!

I just know it!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Whatever it was Illy
I hope
you
kicked
that guys
nuts
or
pulled
that girls
nipples
so
hard
she screamed before
she
came
and then
she
wet
herself
with fear
and
stufff
like
that

 

[jack]

I woke up this morning
and found Illy drunk
Gear and jack passed out
FBI writing a novel
and Tisi talking on the phone
what the hell happened to this place?

Actually those aren't really that extreme

But something happened!

I just know it!

We had a little drunken debauchery is all. Join us next time.

 

[Ilyanna]

^Oh heavens, imagine that kind of meeting happening in RL. Just think about it for a minute.

Katrina would have nothing on us.

 

[jack]

I'm telling you it would be more than memorable. Like when I met Neil (and Chris), the resulting tumult from that still reverbs in webland.

Didn't dual, conchaga, mirah and pickle all meet? I know conchaga and tisi met (didnt you guys?)

 

[Ilyanna]

Yeah, that Dual/Pickle meeting... didn't turn out THAT well.
I know Dual met quite a few people during his tours around the globe.

 

[jack]

LOL @ dual getting "pickled"

 

['Gear]

I just call it 'Thursday'.

 

[Love Child]

I'm telling you it would be more than memorable. Like when I met Neil (and Chris), the resulting tumult from that still reverbs in webland.

Didn't dual, conchaga, mirah and pickle all meet? I know conchaga and tisi met (didnt you guys?)

I met dual.

 

[Love Child]

I played with Conchaga on the X-Box.

 

[Love Child]

I met Hambil and his lovely wife

 

[Love Child]

I met Gonad. And her kitty.