I HATE FOUR POOFS AND A PIANO

[CaptainWacky]

AAAAAAAAARGH!

 

[whisky]

solution, stop watching jonathon ross

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU FIRST.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

START WATCHING SOMETHING BUTCH LIKE WILL & GRACE & THEIR GAY DOG JUST JACK RUSSELL

 

[CaptainWacky]

Four Poofs encourage homophobia.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Queer Black-eye by the Straight Guys?

 

[whisky]

YOU FIRST.

Last time I watched it was when Christopher Eccleston was on promoting the first new series of Doctor Who, so Im not exactly an avid viewer

 

[CaptainWacky]

Depends who the guests are. I turned over for Bo! In The USA.

"Fisting? A fist is fer PUNCHING people, not sex!"

 

[Dr Dave]

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[whisky]

Bo wasnt as good as previous years either.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Bo was quite crap, so I switched over to Jonathan Woss to watch Amir Khan's surprisingly unboring interview. Normally he isn't very interesting outside of the ring, but Woss managed to get quite a lot out of him.

Said the Four Poofs shortly after the programme was broadcast...

 

[Dor_Jan]

Foor poofs should deep-six the piano and dance around a handbag / piano at the start of the show.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They should be shot by Chris Martin.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do they pleasure each other on the piano? I'd watch that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, just sing popular songs in an annoying style.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Hell, I do that down in the Village at least once a week, why isn't someone paying me?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just show up at Jonathan Ross' house singing and he'll give you something. He's making 800 MILLION QUID A YEAR.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THAT'S A LOT OF QUIDDITCH

 

[CaptainWacky]

SPENDS IT ALL ON SWEETS AND ROUNDABOUTS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IS THAT BRITISH FOR UNDERAGE PROSTITUTES LOL