I have a cold

[Conchaga]

Make me some soup.

 

[FBI parte due]

I have a boring history essay to write. Do it for me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SINUS HEADACHE

 

[Mentalist]

I have a headache eminating from my temples of doom.

 

[FBI parte due]

 

[Tisiphone]

There's yellow stuff coming from my throat.

Oh wait...that's not mucas.

Nevermind.

 

[FBI parte due]

OMG TISIPHONE IS CHOKING ON MUSTARD PLZ HALP

 

[Tisiphone]

I'M ALL RIGHT NOW! IT WAS MY FAULT FOR SUCKING DOWN THE HOT DOG!

 

[Grammour Boy]

I have a boring history essay to write. Do it for me.

LOL, Have you considered copy-and-paste from a wiki?

 

[FBI parte due]

I dunno. The sleep I've been lacking lately has made me really neurotic, so I'm not sure I could deal with the intense feelings of guilt and paranoia that I'd feel if I did something like that.

GOOD TIMES.

 

[Tisiphone]

^And that's why I have no conscience. Guilt just gets in the way of fun.

 

[FBI parte due]

Normally, I wouldn't worry about something like that, or I'd at least rationalize it, since it's all just busywork.

But in my sleep-addled state, I can't.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm wet all over from being outside in the storms. I'll have a cold by the weekend.

Was still cool though.

 

[Tisiphone]

^Is that really why you're wet?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I hate my body.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

^Is that really why you're wet?

I went to Hamstead Heath so I could go dogging with Goerge Michaels, but he wasn't there, so I lay on the wet grass and licked dog shit till the sun came up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll be DAMMNED if I'm going to sit back and watch while Tomtrek licks dog shit off my ballbags, THE SWINE.

 

[The Tomtrek]

WELL SORR-RRY M'LADY

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Rumours from the celebrity paedophile circuit(Gary Glitter, Timmy Mallett, Chris Langham, etc) are that Tomtrak is attempting to groom the shy, less confident bag for underaged SEX, possibly involving a menagerie of farmyard animals. Now I ask you, WHAT are you gonna do about it?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's funny that Tomtrek didn't even make that post but I instantly thought of him being the dog-shit licker!