I have a confession to make: I have a Dual here in TK

[jack]

What topic was that? I just don't want Miss Tanner to hate me because I get high.

 

[jack]

::sniff::

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Psssh. She don't hate people that do pot. She just not likely to blow you.

 

[jack]

well, my dick is big enough that she could be blowing me next saturday....

 

[The Harlot]

LMAO!

How do we know I'd have blown him in the first place?

Sheesh, I'm picky, what does his "thing" look like anyways?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

A trouser snake, slightly limp, hopped up on pot with the munchies.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

moron karma

Pwned

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Need more wine.

 

[The Harlot]

I love wine. But...

Not as much as I love the cock!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

If I dip it in wine, will you ... like pass out or something?

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Who gives a shit about Starguard's original topic?

There was an original topic?

 

[jack]

If I dip it in wine, will you ... like pass out or something?

You could offer it to her as a sacrament.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

There was an original topic?

We crapped all over it like the toilet at the NO superdome.

 

[The Harlot]

If I dip it in wine, will you ... like pass out or something?

Yummy!

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

I'd post the shitter picture but I'm too lazy.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Just for you, Gurk:

http://www.couplesxxxreview.com/nastyhairybitch.jpg

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Just for you, Gurk:

http://www.couplesxxxreview.com/nastyhairybitch.jpg

(shudder)

the BEAST! ......

(thump)

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I love the BEAST. I can't help it. Whatever it is, he or she or it, it is so horridly offensive as to elicit universal revulsion.

SOMEone likes that, though. Can you imagine? Ick.

 

[jack]

HOLY FUCK

 

[headvoid]

That is a great image to hotlink in a serious political discussion forum. Maybe on the word "forthright" or some such word. Then go back and change it to something innocuous.