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i have a confession...

H

Henoch

!!
...i wanted this HOT dude whom i considered the personification of male beauty!

OK, so he didn't make it with me, but he told me..."i'm not gonna rule you out"...so wtf does that mean??

So i ended up having gay sex with one of his best friends...i totally forgot about the HOT dude cause the best friend was even HOTTER!!

Sometimes when ya don't get want YOU want...YOU get even better!!;)

Lesson learned imo.
 
I went to the bar after work the other night, feeling tired and grubby, wearing clothes I only wear when I'm doing laundry, figuring I'll just sit with my friend tending bar and play NTN trivia...

...3 hours later I'm having philosophical discussions with a hot Broadway dancer while my hands are happily running up and down his leg, in and out of his pants, and squeezing his tight, compact, rock hard butt cheeks.

And I didn't even have to sing a showtune!

Lesson: DONT STAY HOME!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I went to the bar after work the other night, feeling tired and grubby, wearing clothes I only wear when I'm doing laundry, figuring I'll just sit with my friend tending bar and play NTN trivia...

...3 hours later I'm having philosophical discussions with a hot Broadway dancer while my hands are happily running up and down his leg, in and out of his pants, and squeezing his tight, compact, rock hard butt cheeks.

And I didn't even have to sing a showtune!

Lesson: DONT STAY HOME!
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Yeah, GET OUT & experience!;)
 
Although i still WANT the guy who looks like James Dean REincarnated! I just want him...ONCE!!
 
...just to say i had him! Even though his buddy (whom i fucked & sucked) is 10 times more SEXY!!
 
I'm the same way about leaving anything unchecked on my "TO DO" lists...
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I'm the same way about leaving anything unchecked on my "TO DO" lists...
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GAWD, it's like we are twins...seperated from an UNholy birth!;)
 
I don't think there actually is a lesson here.
 
THE LESSON IS DONT LISTEN TO WILL HE WILL SELL YOU A WILL OF GOODS AND THEN SEEL YOU DOWN THE WILL RIVER AND NEVER SHOW YOU HIS WEENIS IN THE BARGAIN BUT I BET ITS AND UGLY SHRIMP DICK ANYWAY
 
I think Henoch just wanted to boast about having hot GAY sex.
 
BOOGIE JUDE LAW ROAD TO GAY SEX
 
I THINK FAT HITLER IS ATt I wish I could think of replies
 
OMG FAT HITLER ATE YOUR TONGUE
 
HE EATS EVERYTHING THE FAT OX
 
TITS WILL PUT HIM TO SLEEP OH HOW HE'LL SLEEP
 
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