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I have an enhanced sense of smell: I can smell pussy

Goblin said:
It's true.

I was noticing this the other day. I was sitting at the doctor's office and this woman, who was quite attractive and who definitely looked like she practiced good hygiene, walked passed me to go meet the doctor. She was wearing a short skirt and she walked by me in a hurry.

I caught a whif of a scent under her perfume...and we all know that smell. Musky, wet, tangy. And as I said, I don't think she was sweaty or unclean, just either giving off some pheromones or I'm like a frickin' bloodhound.


I had that experience once when I was on...well, probably too much acid. Mind you I don't smell much anyway, since I'm a smoker. Also, she was not in a doctor's office, she was taking a piss in my bathroom, which was at least 30 feet away from where I was sitting. I found it disturbing, but only because she wasn't my type.
 
Dershocka said:
After eating a pussy to climax my moustache tends to smell of poo-tangy goodness. Thus the initial response. Hell, even if climax does not occur it still smells of sweatbox heaven. EATING PUSS MAKES YER FACIAL HAIR STINK! If you do it right, or at all.

If it smells of POO-tangy, you're licking the wrong spot.
 
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