I have arrived.

[Gagh]

I REALLY LIKE NUTMEG AND SAGE IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. VAGINAS AREN'T TOO BAD EITHER.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

None of us would be here without it...

 

[Loktar]

None of us would be here without it...

Lies! Chuck Norris cummed us all out into test tubes.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Eat your cake, Loktar. Have some ice cream, too.

 

[Loktar]

Eat your cake, Loktar. Have some ice cream, too.

I'm going to be having vodka and I'm not sure what type of food they're serving at this party I'm going to later.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Vodka is EVIL!

 

[Shitty Kitty]

vodkas not evil

 

[Loktar]

vodkas not evil

I agree.

 

[Shitty Kitty]

good

 

[Loktar]

no its not

 

[Shitty Kitty]

k

 

[Douche Pukehole]

clearly neither of you have drank enough of it to judge.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

It doesn't take a lot to know if you're shit faced or not. Kitty's already shitty and admits to it.

 

[Dark Pickle]

Crappycat

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Could be!

 

[Dark Pickle]

Mine can be at times.

Since when is the litter box a playground?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

They drink from the toilet; why wouldn't they play in the litter box?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Mine also pees in the bathtub.

That's one konfused kitty!

 

[Kitty]

Better that than your bed or the couch.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Good point.