I have decided to become self-destructive and I need YOUR help!

[Trigger Fox]

My bad.

OH JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU GAYLORD FAGGOT!

I RAPE YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Trigger Fox]

Hmmm brazilian booty...

SHE HAS AIDS AND YOU FUCKED HER ?

GET YOURSELF CHECKED OUT BECAUSE YOU HAVE AIDS YOU ASSHAT!

 

[starguard]

Hello Gentle Readers,

So, since my divorce and subsequent disasters of an attempt to re-emerge into the dating life, I have decided that I missed a step: the self-indulgent, destructive orgy/binge.

Since I have little to no experience in creating one of these I am going to elicit suggestions from the most visible group of people that I know who ARE good at such things: i.e. Troll Kingdom.

So, fire away with the suggestions. Psycho girlfriends, bad drugs, thrill-issue hobbies, stupid things to do with my money, etc. Surprise me, pander to me, and then watch the local news (as I may be on it if I try some of this stuff!).

Take a trip to the land of no return....

When you can go out partying all night, wake up the next morning in bed with a total stranger who's telling you how much fun they had, and you can't even remember their name let alone how the two of you met...THATS when you know you've arrived!

 

[Consumer]

I don't like throwing up.

 

[FBI parte due]

If it's self-destruction you're looking for, there's always PCP. Find some cholos and buy a 20-bag of sherm.

It'll get something out of your system, at least.