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I HAVE YOU NOW SIMON

Either Simon the cripple affirms my triumph or I am forced to provide the final kick in the teeth.

Your call Simon, but I warn you not to understimate my power.
 
Lord Raffles said:
Either Simon the cripple affirms my triumph or I am forced to provide the final kick in the teeth.

Your call Simon, but I warn you not to understimate my power.
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you are a complete prick and a psycho.
 
Lord Raffles said:
That's the 6th time someone said that to me today, funny eh?
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And one of them was the split personality you see in the mirror every morning.
 
Dor_Jan said:
And one of them was the split personality you see in the mirror every morning.
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My patience is now tested Simon, despite holding the winning card. When my victory is projected into the infinite realms of cyberspace you shall come to understand that no one can hear you cry. I'm tired of this charade now; the secrets acquired over the previous quater will provide me with a lifetime of pwnage over you for the coming dark winter months that lay ahead. Resistance is futile, for wherever you go Simon I shall follow; the psychopath within me simply cannot be suppressed any longer.

You did nothing though to trigger this chain of events, and this you must remember. Do not torture yourself over the why and how. I am what I am… and you are mere cannon fodder.
 
Still a wordy dork, even outside the msn convo. If you really want to go ahead with this Raffles then that’s fine. Just remember that you have hurt someone in this world that you inhabit. And I’m not trying to sound like a faggot when I say this, but hurting people indiscriminately will one day come back and fuck you over. Just you wait, there is always someone bigger out there than you and it wont be long before someone finally gives you the beats you fucking deserve. What kind of creep are you? Do you spend all the hours god sends talking to people with some pre-prepared story you probably spent a good portion of your wasted life perfecting? So you have my photographs and numerous log files of my personal information, does that make you a better person? Will you masturbate over this into the long dark winter nights ahead rather than take comfort with another human being? Oh I forgot a sociopath isn’t capable of forming bonds with other human beings, is he? you still live with your mother anyway, so what the fuck should I care? You truly are a failed human being and you have my pity.
 
Dor_Jan said:
Still a wordy dork, even outside the msn convo. If you really want to go ahead with this Raffles then that’s fine. Just remember that you have hurt someone in this world that you inhabit. And I’m not trying to sound like a faggot when I say this, but hurting people indiscriminately will one day come back and fuck you over. Just you wait, there is always someone bigger out there than you and it wont be long before someone finally gives you the beats you fucking deserve. What kind of creep are you? Do you spend all the hours god sends talking to people with some pre-prepared story you probably spent a good portion of your wasted life perfecting? So you have my photographs and numerous log files of my personal information, does that make you a better person? Will you masturbate over this into the long dark winter nights ahead rather than take comfort with another human being? Oh I forgot a sociopath isn’t capable of forming bonds with other human beings, is he? you still live with your mother anyway, so what the fuck should I care? You truly are a failed human being and you have my pity.
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Awwww... bleeding hearts of the world unite, poor Simon the Messenger cries his way into the guiness book of records for a record breaking break down.

This wordy dork is now going to put this amongst his collection of txt trophies he keeps printed out and distributed amongst other wordy dorks for the amusement of wordy dorks.

Wordy dorks are pointing and laughing at you, to steal from RWC like the cyber pirate I am.
 
NEWS FROM THE FRONT
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SIMPLE SIMON LOSES HIS COOL!​

M says:
Very well
The Black Mask says:
Still can't bring yourself to block me, can you simon?
The Black Mask says:
I understand; I was your teacher and mentor for a quater
M says:
No, your sputtering is amusing from time to time.
M says:
Ha.
The Black Mask says:
you learned a lot from me, but now the Headmaster has a final lesson in store
The Black Mask says:
Amusing? How does dog shit in the mail sound for amusing?
M says:
Unless you have some real ace up your sleeve, there is nothing you can do.
The Black Mask says:
gay porn faxes?
The Black Mask says:
or how about some pleasant phone calls into the long hours of the night?
M says:
To where? Everything has been fabricated.
The Black Mask says:
Bullshit, and you know it
The Black Mask says:
you know that I hold the holy card of infinte pwnage
M says:
The question is whether or not YOU know it
The Black Mask says:
and now you will squirm
The Black Mask says:
We even had conversations idiot
The Black Mask says:
remember? We've already spoken
The Black Mask says:
and ther was enough confirmation in the phone call
M says:
It was a cell phone. Not very hard to change the number if I'm harrassed
The Black Mask says:
you could do that, but what of the house address?
The Black Mask says:
oooh... gonna move house because of me?
The Black Mask says:
that would be genius - Lord Raffles evicts a mediocre pleb
M says:
I'm moving soon anyway.
The Black Mask says:
a true triumph of conservative values, don't you think?
The Black Mask says:
oh yeah right
The Black Mask says:
that's crap
The Black Mask says:
you aint moving anywhere
M says:
I already announced it on TK
The Black Mask says:
it's a pale attempt at trying to sway me from my sacred mission
M says:
I see
The Black Mask says:
and what does that prove to me? You will go at any length to steer me away from my ultimate triumph?
M says:
So I guess I won't be included in the wordforge op after all. Shame
The Black Mask says:
Get a grip, you are now mine
M says:
What is it exactly that you seek?
The Black Mask says:
i don't think so, you proved yourself to be weak and inferior
The Black Mask says:
you gave away too much and revealed too much
The Black Mask says:
i can't have idiots like you on my team
The Black Mask says:
we set ourselves standards
The Black Mask says:
I am a Classicist after all
M says:
I really don't see the logic in evicting a person from an operation simply because you CAN.
The Black Mask says:
Because my will decides
The Black Mask says:
It's as simple as that
The Black Mask says:
Give me the power and I'll make men bleed
M says:
Your will is an expression of purpose. Is the purpose to troll me, or wordforge??
The Black Mask says:
You give yourself such importance
The Black Mask says:
you are mere cannon fodder
The Black Mask says:
another notch on my bed post
The Black Mask says:
in fact, it could have been anyone
M says:
There are people who won't stand for this
The Black Mask says:
don't you just hate fate?
The Black Mask says:
Like who?
M says:
I thought more of YOU
The Black Mask says:
RWC & Mentalist are under my complete control
The Black Mask says:
they are fully behind my decision
M says:
We'll see what they have to say themselves when they get online
The Black Mask says:
We simply cannot abide mediocre plebs amongst our ranks
The Black Mask says:
like i said we have standards and objectives, which you do not qualify for
M says:
RWC, maybe. But Menty? That's pure fiction.
The Black Mask says:
you knew the job before you put on the uniform,
The Black Mask says:
fiction you say?
The Black Mask says:
We shall see
The Black Mask says:
It's useless to resist
M says:
Resist what?? WTF is it that you want to accomplish??
The Black Mask says:
wouldn't you LOVE to know
The Black Mask says:
simple simon...
The Black Mask says:
you know I can't believe my fortune that your name is simon
The Black Mask says:
It was like destiny itself had ordaned this
M says:
What kind of extortion are you playing? I have nothing to offer anyway
The Black Mask says:
Simple Simon
The Black Mask says:
i know you have nothing to offer
The Black Mask says:
that's why you're OUT
M says:
If you want to get a reaction then this interaction is all you'll get
The Black Mask says:
i may come calling around with the mailman one day
M says:
What? A pipebomb? Something I should be concerned with?
The Black Mask says:
or a pleasant phone call, six in the morning with an irrate girl wanting to know when she'll see you next
The Black Mask says:
that would be nice for Julie
The Black Mask says:
wouldn't it simon?
M says:
Stay the fuck away from her
The Black Mask says:
hahahaha
The Black Mask says:
I so know how to make you tick
The Black Mask says:
Julie is fine, but a little fat for me
The Black Mask says:
not enormous fat, but kelly osbourne fat..
The Black Mask says:
and that's too fat for my tastes
M says:
I know YOUR secrets as well.
The Black Mask says:
do you actually go down on that thing?
The Black Mask says:
oh yes, my fabricated web of secrets i invented just for you
M says:
Spin it all you want, but I can do the same to you.
The Black Mask says:
you havn't got anything
M says:
Yes, I thought you would reply with something like that
The Black Mask says:
oh so you have my phone number?
The Black Mask says:
on MY Cell phone, which i keep for idiots just like you
M says:
Something in that area. The purpose of the forum wasn't just to plan things, you know.
The Black Mask says:
The purpose of the forum has nothing to do with you
M says:
There are various ways of making spoiling your WF operation, headmaster
The Black Mask says:
that's why you're OUT
The Black Mask says:
and we cannot tollerate failure of character
The Black Mask says:
and you are a failure of character, a flaw we cannot have
M says:
Tell me, how exactly do you intend to disrupt WF if you don't have internet access?
The Black Mask says:
Oh going to use the 'I'll report your IP' trick?
The Black Mask says:
Get a grip, i thought you were a troll
The Black Mask says:
you know the way of the jungle
The Black Mask says:
that's nature
The Black Mask says:
you knew what you were in for the moment you declared yoruself a troll
M says:
I could do that, or I could simply DoS it, as well as you're throwaway account. The addy isn't worth much, however, I know that particular one is the hub of the operation
The Black Mask says:
and still you'll get dog shit in the mail
The Black Mask says:
so what do we learn from this?
The Black Mask says:
That I win ultimatley?
M says:
That you're a fucking cunt
M says:
WIN? No, you've done nothing but make vbague threats over MSN, asshole
The Black Mask says:
that's the 24th time someone said that to me
M says:
Cunt.
The Black Mask says:
yes yes... keep it going
M says:
Cunt.
The Black Mask says:
American's cant say cunt with justice anyway, they never give the 'T' the venom the word deserves
The Black Mask says:
so i laugh at the idea of you saying cunt to me with such an ineffective accent
M says:
You know, it's 'trolls' like yourself, who care more about disrupting the ambitions of willing participants that set everyone back
M says:
no cooperation, nothing on a larger scale
The Black Mask says:
Maybe I'm the anti-hero troll
The Black Mask says:
the one who will bring balance to the force
The Black Mask says:
haha
M says:
We could have done a lot, but be happy you can send dogshit in the mail to someone you don't care for anyway.
The Black Mask says:
Ah, different strokes for different folks simon
M says:
Fuck this.
M says:
Take care.
The Black Mask says:
yes, fuck this... get that tattood on your forehead
M says:
Then again, go fuck yourself.
The Black Mask says:
your revolution is comming to an End simon...
M says:
RESHURIUTSH
M says:
PRJUTPPOIJRSTG
M says:
DRTGRDXTGRDXTXRDTXRDXTRGXRDTGXRDTGXTRG
M says:
XRDGTXGTXGRTXTGRXRTGXRTXGRTXRTGXRTGXRTGXRTGXRTG
M says:
XRTGXRTGXGTDXRTGDXTRGXRDTX45X4TFDFDIJFOIDJFIDFDFDFDFD
The Black Mask says:
expect Julie to dump you in a month



Finis

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M says:
Shut up you plonker.
The Black Mask says:
I can't. I'm too busy passing laxatives to shut up.
The Black Mask says:
It's less than solid too.
M says:
Are you saving some to use to speak with later?
M says:
Only you've been making quite a mess lately.
The Black Mask says:
It would be rude for me not to speak shit for once.
The Black Mask says:
I once thought about speaking dogshit, but have always felt better with pure shit.
M says:
I'm please for you, I just wish you'd pack several boxes of tissues.
The Black Mask says:
I'm not sure I have enough money for that.
The Black Mask says:
The rent on the hole in the ground is due soon, and I still haven't managed to furnish it.
M says:
I have some stools you can borrow, but by speaking you're creating some already, so at least that'll save you a few dollars.
The Black Mask says:
Yeah, maybe some of the others can help me out?
The Black Mask says:
Y'know, especially with a fridge. I need to store the shit somewhere.
M says:
Getting a bit runny?
The Black Mask says:
I'm afraid so. I've tried cupping, but I don't have the strength in my fingers, and it just runs through.
The Black Mask says:
Perhaps I should cut back on the laxatives.
The Black Mask says:
They're proving expensive as it is.
The Black Mask says:
Couldn't afford any cheese after buying last week's case.
M says:
Don't eat cheese then.
The Black Mask says:
It's not that easy. My Mom runs a cheese shop. I feel I have a duty to buy it.


AND SO ON FOR FUCKING EVER, UNTIL FINALLY..........

The Black Mask says:
Well, I had better go. The postman has just popped his cock through the door again.
The Black Mask says:
Bye.
M says:
K Bye.
 
Just a reminder guys.... no RL information like last names, phone numbers, etc. And you want to be careful about exposing any plots to "attack" Wordforge. Naughty!

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