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I HAVE YOU NOW SIMON

"Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, 'Let me sample your pies or I'll bash in your head.'"
 
This entire thread should be adapted into a South Park episode.
 
Is this for real?

The Black Mask says:
that would be nice for Julie
The Black Mask says:
wouldn't it simon?
M says:
Stay the fuck away from her
The Black Mask says:
hahahaha
 
People should keep their shit here. This is ridiculous already.
 
Still moping around MSN looking for new people to become a victim at, LR?
 
You may think this is a rise, but you're wrong. This response is in fact a confirmation victory post, in which I Lord Raffles yet again triumph over you Simon. You will come to realize in the following weeks what it means to cross paths with a genuine psychopath; if you thought my threat to separate you and Julie was bad enough, wait until you see what other pleasant surprises await you. Pwnage will be sweet, sift and so glorious that my name will echo over the troll articles in wikipedia & encyclopedia dramatica.

Who knows, we may even appear on Judge Judy.

My entire life will now be devoted to your downfall Simon; I shall personally see to it that you will live a miserable and wretched life.

Watch over your loved ones.
 
Lord Raffles said:
Either Simon the cripple affirms my triumph or I am forced to provide the final kick in the teeth.

Your call Simon, but I warn you not to understimate my power.
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SIMON is a cripple? Is he related to TAMAR_GARISH by any chance? *ROTFLMAO* Probably they are TWINS.
 
Lord Raffles said:
You may think this is a rise, but you're wrong. This response is in fact a confirmation victory post, in which I Lord Raffles yet again triumph over you Simon. You will come to realize in the following weeks what it means to cross paths with a genuine psychopath; if you thought my threat to separate you and Julie was bad enough, wait until you see what other pleasant surprises await you. Pwnage will be sweet, sift and so glorious that my name will echo over the troll articles in wikipedia & encyclopedia dramatica.

Who knows, we may even appear on Judge Judy.

My entire life will now be devoted to your downfall Simon; I shall personally see to it that you will live a miserable and wretched life.

Watch over your loved ones.
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Alright. I have missed much but who is SIMON? DOR_JAN=MESSENGER=SIMON? I am certain I am wrong but I am guessing here.
 
Go back under your rock, you fucking ashole.
 
Reread this entire thread and think of Ruffles holding his pecker in his hand and calling it Simon.

Adds a whole new twist.
 
My dick is so big when I do that I can do a pretzel. Heck, at parties I'm better than that balloon thing the clown does.
 
jack said:
My dick is so big when I do that I can do a pretzel. Heck, at parties I'm better than that balloon thing the clown does.
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Jack, I don't want to burst your bubble or anything, but there's a big difference between having a big dick and being called a big dick. ;)
 
I love it when you "burst my bubble" :bigass:
 
Paladin said:
Alright. I have missed much but who is SIMON? DOR_JAN=MESSENGER=SIMON? I am certain I am wrong but I am guessing here.
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DAMN YOU'RE SMART FOR A RETARD!

IS THIS BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU RETARD?
 
I want Raffles to put up or shut up now. I'm beginning to think he's just a huffin' and a puffin'.
 
I will turn this into a musical! Yes! I can see it now! People lining up slapping a Jackson down for a chance to see this set to the delightful music of the Bay City Rollers!
 
jack said:
I want Raffles to put up or shut up now. I'm beginning to think he's just a huffin' and a puffin'.
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Ya think?
 
Lord Raffles said:
DAMN YOU'RE SMART FOR A RETARD!

IS THIS BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU RETARD?
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You used "retard" twice in that sentence.

I own the rights to calling Luci/Paladim a retard. That will be $32.08 please.
 
Thanks for sticking by me, Sarek.
 
Dor_Jan said:
Thanks for sticking by me, Sarek.
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Now that's low Simon - looking for support from Sarek?
 
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