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I haz girlfriend nao

Dirk Funk

Dirk Funk

Evil Penguin
I r winner!

I met her through a mutual friend almost a month ago. Things are going really REALLY well.
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Congrats.
 
I'm not going to post her picture here, of course. :D
 
Pics or it never happened, permavirgin
 
So....anally violated her yet?
 
you shud try to wear her ass like a hat sometime.
 
Charming as always, Seph. :P
 
We're all well aware of your horrible ability to tell the truth, Dirk. No need to reiterate.
 
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Update: Things are still going great. We plan to get married this fall. Probably October.
 
Congrats.
 
Dirk Funk said:
I'll show you privately.
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She's very nice, actually.

Good work. I was going to ask how it was going before I got distracted by your boob shot. Marriage is cool, but I gotta ask...you met her in March. Do you know where every wart and stuff is yet?

I only say that because I've been married for over 30 years, and it's still challenging.
 
Congrats or condolences, take both and apply whichever is more appropriate in one year.
 
The snake biting the bitch is hilarious.
 
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