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I just lay in bed for half an hour with my eyes wide fucking open.

Mentalist

Mentalist

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Yes, yes, I TRIED closing them but the fact remains that I can't sleep.

This sucks, I hate not being able to sleep because I'm bored and there is nothing to stay awake for. A good eight hours would whittle some time away nicely.

Fuck.
 
I slept most of the day away, now it's 1:30AM and I'm awake. I'm about to take a shower and channel surf, since I won't be going to sleep anytime soon.

Perhaps the roommate will come home wasted and provide some entertainment. Unless he brings home company again, in which case I will entertain myself by bludgeoning him.
 
Heh.

I have had a horrible day. Really, really boring. It's why I felt like having a good whine about the current state of my life earlier. I slept probably 11 hours yesterday due to perpetual boredom and so I am not really that suprised that I am awake.

My problem is that I have nothing to do at all. I can't watch TV because it's all in Greek. Well, I can because I speak Greek but I don't want to fucking watch it as well. I watch CNN and sometimes Larry King is good. I watched it today and it was a special on James Dean that was pretty entertaining but thats few and far between.

Now it's Sunday and I am resigned to the fact that the whole day is going to be crap again.
 
Turn to Jesus, my son. You will find all things in Him.










*blink*







BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh that was good, HAHAHAHA, I tried to keep a straight face as long as I could, but BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... ah, me. *sigh* *wipes tear*
 
Oh god, I read this fucking site where loads of suicidal people get advice from some nut case fundementalist. You can imagine.
 
God is big business. And he has lots of lawyers in case people fuck with Him.
 
If I was Jesus I would of sued him.
 
Sort of like how Rupert Murdoch's son left the corporation. I would have been fed up too.

"You want me to WHAT??? But....but that's CRAZY!!!!"
 
I REALLY hope Mary Magdalene was hot. Coz aint nothing going to take the sting out of a crown of thorns.
 
If she looked like Barbara Hershey like Scorsese shot, Jesus was SO IN.
 
I suppose church would give me something to do on a Sunday.
 
Not something very fun though.
 
There might be girls there, though!
 
And the priests certainly won't be calling dibs on them.
 
What is it about priesthood that attracts paedofucks?
 
Boxers.
 
Bend over the font for Jesus.
 
Jesus was always a font loader.
 
Jesus wanked on the cross. Twice.
 
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