I just realised something...

[CaptainWacky]

It was pretty much your fault that her phone was hacked.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I have committed a terrible sin.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TOMTREK = RUPERT MURDOCH??? :shock:

 

[The Tomtrek]

Hey hey hey hey woah woah let's not take things too far.

 

[CaptainWacky]

More like Rupert the Bear!

 

[FBI parte due]

Teddy Ruxpin?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish I had one.

 

[FBI parte due]

I had one, but by the time I was old enough to actually get any real different value out of it, Pokemon had become a thing, I'm sure SAUSAGEMAN will be able to corroborate me on this.

 

[whisky]

She makes a nice redhead.

 

[headvoid]

The second pic in Wacky's post looks a lot like Charlize Theron.

MEREDITH VICKERS KNICKERS

 

[CaptainWacky]

WELL IT'S NOT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She's a legit star now!




UNLIKE YOU.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

TLo have mixed feelings:

First off, does she realize that’s not wet cement? Why is she posing like that with her hands?

We still don’t like it when she plays around with these ’40s/’50s-esque hair styles. They don’t suit her, for the most part. We do, oddly enough, really like this getup. We say “oddly enough,” because if you’d shown us this outfit before she put it on, we’d have said, “Never gonna work on her.” She’s not particularly good at wearing difficult clothes and making them work, so color us pleasantly surprised that she’s making a balloony skirt and tight top in mismatched patterns actually look pretty good on her. It’s bold and photographs well, plus it’s just casual enough that she can get down on her hands and knees to … place her hands on the sidewalk, for some reason. Perhaps she’s imbuing her star with Johannson energy.

Oh, and we like the shoes this time.

Vote Now!

IN! It’s all working like gangbusters for me!

OUT! My mama taught me two things: Jesus loves me and not to mix patterns.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

When there's no more room in hell, the fashionistas will walk the Earth.

 

[headvoid]

As soon as you have a star you are replaced with a Robot.

Just saying.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think I've made my views on bitchy fashion bloggers known...

 

[whisky]

Maybe she's crouched down because otheriwse all you would see is her legs.

What she is wearing is nice, although it goes without saying, a low cut top would have been even better.

 

[Chameleon]

http://www.lifeandstylemag.com/2012...n-gets-star-on-the-hollywood-walk-of-fame.jpg

 

[CaptainWacky]

This is probably sexist or something. http://guyism.com/entertainment/movies/avengers-checking-out-scarlett-johansson.html

(Just posting it because I saw it on Twitter, LEAVE ME ALONE.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

UPDATE FOR 2013

VERDICT: Scarlett Johansson is fucking perfect.

("VERDICT" is just my opinion and you don't have reply "actually Wacky I consider another girl to be fucking perfect" unless you want to I suppose.)