I met someone famous today, but couldn't remember his name

[Fuddlemiff]

This'll be for the Brits, I should think.

Anyone remember that bald doctor bloke with a sort of Lloyd Grosmanesque accent who made a few Channel 4 documentaries about "freaks". i.e. people with deformities?

I bumped into him today at the museum of surgery in london, he was teaching a lecture for some students. There were so many cool dead things!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The guy who did a live autopsy?

 

[Gagh]

I know who you mean, but I can't think of the name either. He's churned out a couple of books as well.

He did two series, I believe. One on the Human Anatomy & one on Genetic 'Freaks'.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yeah, that's the one. I heard his voice as I walked in but couldn't quite figure out who it was until I caught sight of a bald head. When he left he asked if he could get a receipt if he made a donation to the museum.

The guy who did a live autopsy?

that's a different, all together creepier and more disrespectful guy. I mean, he insists on wearing that stupid hat while pointing at dead men's wing wangs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I saw John Leslie in Glasgow once. Before the rapes.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Was he slobbering over Ulrikakakakaka Johnson?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He was opening a shop. There was a group of mostly women around. My friend pointed him out (this was back when I had friends) and I made a loud noise (this was back when I made loud noises) and he kind of looked and laughed. I WONDER IF HE REMEMBERS.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yours was one of the first relentless laughs he heard, Wacky. You could well be on his List.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well Matthew Wright is still alive and unraped, so I'm not worried.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It would be too public.

 

[CaptainWacky]

ULRIKA-KA-KA-KA!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

She was recently Dancing on Ice or Strictly Coming Over Norton or something. TOO PUBLIC!

 

[CaptainWacky]

BREKA HER BONES

 

[curiousa2z]

I liked Strictly Ballroom when the guy got shown up by the old Flamenco dancer and they lived near the train tracks and the old bitch was mean to the young LOVE INTEREST.
good times.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Nothing like watching someone get bullied on tv, we love it!

 

[Gagh]

I saw John Leslie in Glasgow once. Before the rapes.

I saw him during them.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I saw him through his victim's eyes.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Remember on Blue Peter when he showed us how to make an Anthea Turner sex doll from toilet roll tubes and yogurt pots. Remember to clean it out after use, he reminded.

 

[CaptainWacky]

We should have seen the clues!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Alas, even Richard Heroine's bacon addiction eluded us.