I might get a bat

[Gagh]

I could call him Barry.

He could hang around in the loft.

I would feed him virgins.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remind me never to visit!!!

 

[Mirah]

Bats are cute!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Unless you are young Master Bruce Wayne (according to Christopher Nolan).

 

[Dr Dave]

Pedro Cerrano : Hats for bats, keep bats warm.

Hats for bats!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Unless you are young Master Bruce Wayne (according to Christopher Nolan).

He's not fond of pearls falling onto a dirty alleyway either...

 

[whisky]

Why didn't they just get a taxi, or call Alfred?

 

[Loktar]

Why didn't they just get a taxi, or call Alfred?

Yeah seriously. How stupid do you have to be to walk down an alley called "Crime Alley"?

 

[Dr Dave]

People are not great at reading signs.

 

[Gagh]

I want to see an alternate universe Batman where Bruce Wayne just gets advanced mental illness through PTSD and hangs around an ever-decaying Wayne Manor jumping out at Alfred in a really shoddy homemade bat outfit shrieking "BATMAN BATMAN LOL I WANT TO KILL MYSELF"

Disney should do it immediately IMO - they'll do it sensitively.

 

[whisky]

Or Alfred just has him in a VR cell where he thinks he is out fighting crime and flying planes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Or one where Batman is morbidly obese and just spends all day singing "DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNNER DINNER BATMAN!" while eating another dinner.

 

[Gagh]

Or one where Batman is morbidly obese and just spends all day singing "DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNNER DINNER BATMAN!" while eating another dinner.

And "Robin" is just 40TB of child porn he has stored.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And the Batmobile is a mobility scooter, crusty with jizz.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Gagh]

And The Joker is John Wayne Gacy.

 

[whisky]

And the Riddler is the Yorkshire ripper.

 

[Gagh]

And Jimmy Saville is Jimmy Saville.

 

[whisky]

That escalated quickly.