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I might get a bat

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I could call him Barry.

He could hang around in the loft.

I would feed him virgins.
 
Bats are cute!
 
Unless you are young Master Bruce Wayne (according to Christopher Nolan).
 
Why didn't they just get a taxi, or call Alfred?
 
whisky said:
Why didn't they just get a taxi, or call Alfred?
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Yeah seriously. How stupid do you have to be to walk down an alley called "Crime Alley"?
 
People are not great at reading signs.
 
I want to see an alternate universe Batman where Bruce Wayne just gets advanced mental illness through PTSD and hangs around an ever-decaying Wayne Manor jumping out at Alfred in a really shoddy homemade bat outfit shrieking "BATMAN BATMAN LOL I WANT TO KILL MYSELF"

Disney should do it immediately IMO - they'll do it sensitively.
 
Or Alfred just has him in a VR cell where he thinks he is out fighting crime and flying planes.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Or one where Batman is morbidly obese and just spends all day singing "DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNNER DINNER BATMAN!" while eating another dinner.
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And "Robin" is just 40TB of child porn he has stored.
 
And the Batmobile is a mobility scooter, crusty with jizz.
 
And The Joker is John Wayne Gacy.
 
And the Riddler is the Yorkshire ripper.
 
And Jimmy Saville is Jimmy Saville.
 
That escalated quickly.
 
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