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I miss Gagh/King Gagh The First Of Norway

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I miss the TK member known as Gagh (and now known to the world as King Gagh The First Of Norway) and interacting with him in the Mine Field.

This is not a "Gagh baiting" thread. I'm not trying to make Gagh feel guilty about not posting. I don't "hate Gagh" nor do I "want him to fucking die in agony as Panthro from Thundercats points and laughs." I merely wish it to be known that I miss Gagh and the MF friendship I had with him.

I understand he's busy with his real life. Being suddenly declared King of Norway must have come as a huge shock and I can understand why it took him away from TK. Certainly his kingly duties must keep him busy. Not to mention the planning for his royal wedding to the soon to be Queen of Norway Kelly Brook. I didn't get my invitation yet, but I'm sure it just got lost in the mail! Joke lol!

Obviously he's also planning the public execution of Katie "Jordan" Price and I know he wants to get that just right. I'm sure it'll be quite the spectacle.

I just hope sometimes his thoughts turn to the MF. When he's ordering his army to invaide Finland "just for a laugh" or forcing all of Norway to watch the "fork handles" sketch on gigantic screens, he could perhaps spare a thought for his old Mine Field friends.

That's all I have to say.
 
Remember when Gagh travelled back in time and created the "Pluck Me" account and negged all his own posts as a form of self harm, raising himself to the level of a Christlike figure in the eys of his followers? A genius move!
 
I still don't believe Gagh even exists.
 
So who was that on the news today warning Toadfish to stay out Norway "under penalty of robot death"? Cassie?
 
I miss Gagh's marshmallows.
 
I miss his tentacles touching my testicles.
 
Yes Virginia, there is a Gagh. The Ireland shirt he sent me still hangs in my closet as proof.
 
I reckon if we say his name seven times he will return though the nearest mirror.
 
I said it and the Klingon Chef appeared in my mirror.
 
If Gordon Ramsey put on a series of Klingon MasterChef, I'd watch.
 
I never really understood the appeal of Gordon Ramsey.
 
I hope he does not invade Finland. The Finnish are a fine people.
 
It will be a bloodless invasion (he's sending robot blood-suckers to drain them all of blood first.)
 
Little-known fact is that villainess Rita Repulsa first earned the ire of the Power Rangers when she told one too many casual rape jokes to her friends.
 
They weren't even that funny!
 
Some people are lazy comedians.
 
But let's talk about the positive side to Gagh: HIS HUGE BICEPS.
 
The proper plural of "biceps" is "bicipes."
 
Also that he donated his nose to the Red Cross to assist in the global nose crisis.
 
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