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I must not be living right....

Colonel Kira's Left Tit said:
I've found the same technique works to drive off Jehovah's Witnesses...though in my case I answered the door in my underwear with a semi-disassembled .45 in hand.
I know of someone who answered the door in a full nazi uniform when they came.
 
OMG GREG VALENTINO

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STAB THE NEEDLE IN YOUR ARSE AND DRAIN YOUR OWN HAEMATOMA


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Go to Youtube and see if you can find footage of him draining his own haematoma. Steroid abuse doesn't pay.
 
missmanners said:
Do you think the reason creepy cable installer guy stopped making passes at me was because he saw the .38 on my desk?

:D
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It could've been the .45 in your pants that really scared him.
 
Grammour Boy said:
Guns stink. Nobody needs guns. Guns kill people. People kill people with guns. Guns should be banned along with nuclear missiles and katyusha rockets.

Can I get an Amen?

No. Shut the hell up you wimpy-ass pussy.
 
missmanners said:
Do you think the reason creepy cable installer guy stopped making passes at me was because he saw the .38 on my desk?

:D
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Only a .38? What kind of gun afficionado are you? :P

Actually, that ain't a bad caliber. Neither is the 9mm, .357 Sig, .357 Magnum, .40S&W, and the all-mighty .45 ACP. :)
 
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