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I need a good clean joke STAT!

Big Dick McGee said:
She's not blonde. And she doesn't appreciate you throwing her name around.
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:meh:

What is common knowledge is common knowledge. Besides, the both of you use my name like it's going out of style. It's not like I'm not doing anything you haven't already done.

So, hello Mr. Pot. My name is Mr. Kettle. Nice to meet you.
 
Big Dick McGee said:
She's not blonde. And she doesn't appreciate you throwing her name around.
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I'm most definitely NOT blonde but fair is fair, I use his name he can use mine.

Thank you all so, so much!!! I can't use some of them as my niece's teacher is female but some of them are going to just crack her up!!
 
This man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend while he is at work everyday, so he hires a hitman to kill them both.

The man tells the hitman, "I want you to shoot her in the head and him in the dick. How much will it cost me?"

"$ 10,000, $ 5,000 each," replies the hitman. "I'll take care of it while you're at work tomorrow."

So the man is sitting at work the next day when he gets a call from the hitman. "I've got good news," said the hitman.

"What is it?" asked the man.

"You're only gong to have to pay me $ 5000."

"Why is that?" asked the man.

"Because I only had to use one bullet."
 
What did the pig say when the farmer caught him by the tail?

This is the end of me!
 
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