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I need fucked damn it!

Hilbert Frakes

Hilbert Frakes

I am king of the sea people!
Its been 5 weeks. :bigass:
 
and my hand doesnt count...although!
 
oh shut up, try three months!
 
Girls like boys who use proper grammar.
 
How would you know?
 
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Sorry, another I couldn't resist. :bill:
 
Miranda said:
oh shut up, try three months!
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Oh shut up, try 32 years!
 
Oh lord are you serious?
 
You're full of shit!

aren't you?
 
I am dont know about Loktar there.
 
Hilbert Frakes said:
Oh lord are you serious?
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Very serious. My sex life is like the prequel to the movie 40 Year Old Virgin. I'm a 32 year old virgin. And that ain't no shit.
 
um, it's called get a hooker! Jeesh.
 
We can hook you up with one!
 
Miranda said:
um, it's called get a hooker! Jeesh.
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Pray tell what are these hookers you speak of? I need to have sex not go fishing. :bigass:
 
Ask lovechild, I think she's a hooker!
 
Or Jillian but if you dont want a STD go with Love Child! :)
 
Loktar said:
Very serious. My sex life is like the prequel to the movie 40 Year Old Virgin. I'm a 32 year old virgin. And that ain't no shit.
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And I thought he was just going to tell us he was married! Because that would explain it too.
 
johnford said:
Or Jillian but if you dont want a STD go with Love Child! :)
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Jillian's a dude (I think), I'd have to go with love child :bigass:
 
johnford said:
Or Jillian but if you dont want a STD go with Love Child! :)
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Not funny.... :|
 
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