I need to shave my beard!

[Mentalist]

so you wouldnl;t have sex with Natalie Portman after a few shots of Vodka?


I don't believe you.

 

[The Question]

I will never have sex with a grey-haired woman who shaves Wacky's nutsack.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

so you wouldnl;t have sex with Natalie Portman after a few shots of Vodka?


I don't believe you.

It would take more than that. I'm more into the tomboyish, less giggly type anyway.

But my point was, I'm no more in control of who I sleep with in the future as you are of getting gray in the future.

 

[Mentalist]

I'm going to kill myself in the next few years so I will never go grey!


And I ACTUALLY refuse to believe you Eggs. You know how stubborn I can be. Natalie trancends sexual preference. You would, you would, you would, you would, you would.


Just say you would for me.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well if she and I were the only ones on Earth left after a nuclear bomb or after V for Vendetta bombs, sure I'd hit it all day long.

 

[Mentalist]

Yay!

 

[CaptainWacky]

V for Vendetta won't bomb, Howard Finkell told me so.

 

[Gagh]

HE TELLS ME EVERYTHING TOO WACKY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did he tell you that X-Pac is going to be HIDING UNDER THE RING AT SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT!?

 

[Mentalist]

I need to shave my wrists. HARD.