I predict the future.

[Sarek]

I bet Paris has a Penis.

Sadly, not in the place it would do the most good. In her mouth so we wouldn't have to listen to the whiney bitch.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Paris is hot.

*Adjust your monitor*

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Blech

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Too young. Probably doesn't know how to wash, yet.

 

[jack]

Paris is always hot to men who have never had sex with a woman.

 

[Conchaga]

Conchaga is obsessed. Unfortunately for him, I'm not gay.

And you're not straight either. You need to get laid to confirm your sexuality. As I said previously, I've gotten more pussy in the last two months than you have in the last two years. Two years is being generous seeing as how you've never touched a woman in your entire life.

 

[starguard]

 

[jack]

Relax, Starguard. Keep your do-rag clean, brush your teeth and some bitch will ride the pony.

It's inevitable. Although if the Keekster is even one tenth of one hundredth of a percent as obnoxious in RL as he is around here, the bearded clam will never be his to experience.

Pity that.

 

[Sarek]

You. You're dead. I command it.

It's now almost 24 hours later.

That didn't work so well for you did it?

 

[Grammour Boy]

Apparetnly not. Were you just a little bit scared though?

 

[Sarek]

No.

 

[The Harlot]

I was scared.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I think I got a bowel movement out of it.

 

[The Harlot]

I think I got a bowel movement out of it.

I don't want to hear about it, really.

 

[The Harlot]

I'm sleepy.

Cranky, what did you put in my beer?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I spooged in it.

 

[The Harlot]

Night Johnboy.

Night MaryEllen.

 

[Sarek]

My prediction for sometime in the next 3 hours:

Shit IS going to happen.

 

[Mirah]

Has everyone fucking died tonight?! WTF?! Did I miss the invitation to the Christmas Party Again this year you Mother Fuckers? OMG! Someone has invaded me now-and Jillian has fucking taken over my body and spirit! WTF?! OMG! She was, I mean I was one crazy mother fucking bitch! Thats for God Damn Mother Fucking sure! Yes. Thats right.
But seriuosly.
Where the fuck are you?!
And Hennoch? Where the fuck is he? jack did you kill him?
Come on!
Fuckers!

 

[Sarek]

I took a shit.

So shit did happen.