I saw a family of ducks today.

[Dr Dave]

Goose

 

[CaptainWacky]

MARCO POLO

 

[SilentBtViolent]

MARCO PWNEDO

 

[Dr Dave]

Duck

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[SilentBtViolent]

NO WE WILL LOCK YOU UP YOU SONOFOASOMETHINGBAD!

 

[CaptainWacky]

No one cares that I massacared three generations of the same duck family.

 

[Dr Dave]

Duck

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Ducks should not be allowed to breed, though they should be allowed to bleed.

 

[Dr Dave]

Wacky did help out with your idea i guess.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

On both parts, really.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BIRD FLU IS COMING, MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

You should go around injecting ducks with bird flu.

You'd be all like, "hahaha I am your God! I decide who lives and dies!"

And then if they successfully appease you, they're all like, "Don't kill us!" and you're all "I won't don't worry" but then at the last minute you're like "ah fuck it" and you put them all in a blender and make a duckshake.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES, FOR I AM A VENGEFUL DUCK GOD BUT THOSE DUCKS WHO BELIEVETH IN ME SHALL HAVE ETERNAL DUCKLIFE IN DUCKHEAVEN.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I think the ducks should sacrifice Virgin Tom Collins to you, FIVE per year.