I SPENT GOOD MONEY ON A NAZI REPLICA UNIFORM...

[Lord Raffles]

...and it doesn't even fit me...

... fucking jewish tailors!​

 

[The Question]

www.1944militaria.com

 

[Starship Coyote]

...and it doesn't even fit me...

... fucking jewish tailors!​

I don't think it's the fact that it doesn't fit, I think it's the fact you look like a tinpot South American dictator in it.

 

[Tyrant]

​

Gomez Addams?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

It's the moustache, man, I'm tellin' ya. Do it up right or don't do it at all. :lisandra:

 

[Cranky Bastard]

It fit when I bought it. I lost quite a bit of weight since then.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

I don't think it's the fact that it doesn't fit, I think it's the fact you look like a tinpot South American dictator in it.

For the people! Revolucion!

 

[Lord Raffles]

Only gay men and race car drivers have moustaches these days...

 

[The Question]

The uniform looks a little cheap, but that could be the quality of the photograph or the lighting.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

There's something disturbing about a "happy" Nazi.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

The uniform looks a little cheap, but that could be the quality of the photograph or the lighting.

It's the Italian medals. They're original so the ribbons are a bit faded.

The uniform is post WWII east german, from one of the same uniform manufacturers during the war. I'm sitting and have a proper heavy garrison leather belt cinching the tunic. So it further puffs the uniform chest. Also, this is in the heavier wool pattern of the pre-43 tunic.

Since no one had the eye to see this wasn't a german uniform for a german, but an italian copy of the 29th SS division (Italian fascists trained by the germans post-capitulation), I'll point out that my sights are on a better uniform:

http://www.militariacollection.com/duxuniform.htm

Second one down. Il Duce all the way.

The Harlot is eyeing the uniform:

http://www.militariacollection.com/ausiliarieRSI.htm

ITA02, for her. Alternately, she's working on a nun outfit.

 

[Lord Raffles]

It's the Italian medals. They're original so the ribbons are a bit faded.

The uniform is post WWII east german, from one of the same uniform manufacturers during the war. I'm sitting and have a proper heavy garrison leather belt cinching the tunic. So it further puffs the uniform chest. Also, this is in the heavier wool pattern of the pre-43 tunic.

Since no one had the eye to see this wasn't a german uniform for a german, but an italian copy of the 29th SS division (Italian fascists trained by the germans post-capitulation), I'll point out that my sights are on a better uniform:

http://www.militariacollection.com/duxuniform.htm

Second one down. Il Duce all the way.

The Harlot is eyeing the uniform:

http://www.militariacollection.com/ausiliarieRSI.htm

ITA02, for her. Alternately, she's working on a nun outfit.

All that effort, and the final result:

HA HA HA HA!​

 

[Cranky Bastard]

All that effort, and the final result:

HA HA HA HA!​

Reading comprehension is your weak spot, isn't it? Pity.

Note, I said the new uniforms have yet to be purchased.

 

[Tyrant]

Reading conprehension is your weak spot, isn't it?

!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

!

Editing isn't mine.

 

[Lord Raffles]

Reading comprehension is your weak spot, isn't it? Pity.

Note, I said the new uniforms have yet to be purchased.

HA HA HA - its official, Cranky Bastard wastes money on ill-fitted uniforms for a regime that doesn't even exist, how hopeless... HA HA HA HA HA.

No wonder youn couldn't afford a Wii for your aryan/spick children this Christmas.

Did I mention that the moustache makes you look gay?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

HA HA HA - its official, Cranky Bastard wastes money on ill-fitted uniforms for a regime that doesn't even exist, how hopeless... HA HA HA HA HA.

That's why it's a halloween costume, nerd.

No wonder youn couldn't afford a Wii for your aryan/spick children this Christmas.

I wouldn't waste my time on plastic, over-hyped shit. But then, you do, so we know why you're going on about this. Attempting to salvage some of your dignity isn't coming up a winner.

Did I mention that the moustache makes you look gay?

You must keep a slick upper lip to avoid the cum getting stuck in your moustache.

 

[Lord Raffles]

That's why it's a halloween costume, nerd.



I wouldn't waste my time on plastic, over-hyped shit. But then, you do, so we know why you're going on about this. Attempting to salvage some of your dignity isn't coming up a winner.



You must keep a slick upper lip to avoid the cum getting stuck in your moustache.

Does the burden of marriage to a old women rest heavily upon your shoulders?

Awww...

 

[Cranky Bastard]

 

[The Question]

It's the Italian medals. They're original so the ribbons are a bit faded.

The uniform is post WWII east german, from one of the same uniform manufacturers during the war. I'm sitting and have a proper heavy garrison leather belt cinching the tunic. So it further puffs the uniform chest. Also, this is in the heavier wool pattern of the pre-43 tunic.

Since no one had the eye to see this wasn't a german uniform for a german, but an italian copy of the 29th SS division (Italian fascists trained by the germans post-capitulation), I'll point out that my sights are on a better uniform:

http://www.militariacollection.com/duxuniform.htm

Second one down. Il Duce all the way.

The Harlot is eyeing the uniform:

http://www.militariacollection.com/ausiliarieRSI.htm

ITA02, for her. Alternately, she's working on a nun outfit.

I'm thinking of this one:

Just to see how many people will realize it isn't the newer "digital" camouflage.