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I suddenly feel better...

Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
...because New Order's "Perfect Kiss" just started playing on my iPod.

*starts dancing about room*
 
PRANCING more like YOU BIG POOFBALL!!!!!!111112rg

(sorry.)
 
Silly faggots. Jigs are for kids.
 
And Will Smith.
 
And DJ Jazzy Jeff.
 
And Vanilla Ice
 
And Harvey Fierstein (if you put braces under the floorboards).

Now I feel better because I saw the EXCELLENT Harry Potter flick Friday night, and am seeing it again tonight.
 
I haven't got to see it yet. I won't get to see it till my birthday :wah!:
 
We are seeing it tomorrow for the matinee.

That's french for something, I'm not sure what,
 
I'm waiting for a cinema to open withing five minutes walking distance from me.
 
I probably won't see it until much later, inasmuch as I'LL BE IN HAWAII FOR SIX DAYS STARTING ON THANKSGIVING DAY!! HAHAHAHAHA SUCKERS!!!!
 
Don't fall in a volcano.
 
Don't jump in one either.
 
Harry Potter, volcanoes and New Order jigs?

FUNNEST. THREAD. EVER!
 
This thread could benefit from a dose of lithium.
 
or Roryphnal.
 
OR STEEL WOOL TO SCRUB AWAY OUR SINS!
 
Or perhaps all three, maybe not in that order.
 
OR BRET HART'S PUBES.
 
He's dead, you freak, he died while parachuting into Buckingham Palace for a "Royal Jewels on stick match" back in 1999!
 
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