I think I broke my toe

[SilentBtViolent]

 

[SilentBtViolent]

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I'd hit it, but she'd have to go easy on the broken toe.

 

[Harkley]

... HOLY CRAP. What channel does she present on?

 

[Harkley]

 

[SilentBtViolent]

My guess is LCI.

I don't really know because I just pulled the images from here.

 

[Ishcabittle]

my kinda news anchor...

 

[CaptainWacky]

OMG she's hot.

 

[The Question]

If TQ is responsible for handing out toes, is it his fault that the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES THEY'RE HEROES IN A HALF-SHELL TURTLE POWER only have two toes?

If so, WHAT A CRUEL BASTARD, IMHO.

They only got two toes fer each foot 'cause they wanted those GINORMOUS toes. If they'd just stuck with NORMAL size toes like I told 'em, I would'a given 'em all the toes they wanted.

But they had to go and get all uppity.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fucking Turtles, eh?

 

[Harkley]

THEY'RE HEROES IN A HALF SHELL!!!

 

[Loktar]

THEY'RE HEROES IN A HALF SHELL!!!

T-U-R-T-L-E POWER!

 

[Ishcabittle]

I'll have to dig my copy of the TMNT II soundtrack outta the vault - the Vanilla Ice song, "Ninja Rap" is the FUCKING BOMB, YO!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Izzy from Neighbours should be a newsreader.

 

[Loktar]

I'll have to dig my copy of the TMNT II soundtrack outta the vault - the Vanilla Ice song, "Ninja Rap" is the FUCKING BOMB, YO!

Yeah, it is. I once lip synced to that song in a high school lip synch contest.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think I just broke Scarlett Johansson's tits.