i think if we all listened to Cher more often...

[Henoch]

...we really could turn back time. What we need 'round here is an official Cher CULT! I'll start one.

We could sacrifice living animals or useless adult humans in the name of the greatness that is...CHER!

Ok, i don't know where this thread is going or wtf it was ever intended to be, but it's just fuckin' spam anyway's so who really gives a fuck in the grand scheme of things??

 

[Henoch]

OMG! i said "FUCK"

LOL & fuck fuck fuck fuck...

 

[Mentalist]

Cher sucks.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I have to agree... Cher was never my cup of tea.

 

[Henoch]

Cher's brilliance is sadly lost on the unfortunants who lack any true taste in musical artistry!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Cher? Musical artistry? Harumph.

Bach. Brahms. Beethoven. Ravel. Debussey. Wagner. Ives. Webern. Handel. Rachmaninoff. Faure.

These are the names I think of when I think "musical artist". Unfortunately not Cher, sorry.

 

[Henoch]

I will pray for you.

 

[Mentalist]

If Cher has one more face lift she will have a beard.

 

[The Question]

Cher eats her own poopoo.

 

[Henoch]

If Cher has one more face lift she will have a beard.

She looks better than MJ...NO CONTEST!

 

[Henoch]

Cher eats her own poopoo.

Cher accepts the fact that ya just don't luv her & she...

....STAY TUNED...SAME BAT TIME...SAME BAT CHANNEL!

WTF!??

 

[The Question]

Well, she does. Collects up all the little Cher-pebbles in a bowl, douses 'em in milk and pretends they're Coco-Puffs.

 

[Mandi]

That is nasty Daniel, we don't want to know about what you have for breakfast every morning. We already know you're a freak, why push the point further?

 

[Mentalist]

Why is Cher such a big gay icon? Is it because she looks like a drag queen or WHAT!?

 

[The Question]

Why is Cher such a big gay icon? Is it because she looks like a drag queen or WHAT!?

It's because she's a howlin' coprophage, obviously.

 

[The Question]

That is nasty Daniel, we don't want to know about what you have for breakfast every morning. We already know you're a freak, why push the point further?

You be quiet, there, you! Or I'll... okay, gimme a sec, lemme think of something...

A-HA! I'LL REARRANGE THE SHELVES OF REALITY SO'S YER CIGARETTES IS ALWAYS INVISAMABLE! HAHA! :joker:

 

[CaptainWacky]

DO YOUBELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE

/no.

 

[Buttons]

Yes! Yes I do!

 

[The Question]

Don't answer that, it's a trick question!

DENNY CRANE!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

ISRAELI CRANE!