I think my sister's crazy.

[Dark Pickle]

Everyone should just post this pic on every thread!

 

[Yub]

I will add that to my do to list.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar, it is wrong to molest kinkajous.

I agree. Wait what's a kinkajous?

 

[Loktar]

LOKTAR,YOU SMELL LIKE A GREASY RAM TESTICLE, YOU SMEGMA LAPPING KINKAJOU MOLESTER!!!

Oh lawdy Massa Yub I never done saw a kinkajous. I been plowing Madam Ily's fields all morn.

 

[Loktar]

Somewhere, in an abandoned bank vault in a run down part of town, a kinkajou wept and screamed for help while it's captor was away buying donuts. Nobody heard it.

Damn you, Homer Simpson!

 

[Dr Dave]

I agree. Wait what's a kinkajous?

Some sort of animal, that or an Australian car.

 

[Loktar]

Some sort of animal, that or an Australian car.

Well that certainly clears things up....



NOT!

 

[Dual]

It's the most adorable animal in the zoo.

 

[Yub]

Like you don't know, Loktar, you fiend.

 

[Loktar]

Like you don't know, Loktar, you fiend.

I don't know. Srsly. You're gonna make me google it, aren't you?

 

[Dr Dave]

So did you just pick some animal at random at the zoo to have your way with and not bother to read the sign on the cage?

 

[Yub]

 

[Dual]

Kinkajous are awesome. I wanted to have one for a pet when I was 10.

 

[Dr Dave]

Damn Loktar... just damn.

 

[Loktar]

Just look at those come fuck me eyes. Can you really blame me for molesting them? Srsly.

 

[Dark Pickle]

YES LOKTAR WE CAN!

Damn pervert!

 

[Loktar]

YES LOKTAR WE CAN!

Damn pervert!

Indeed. Eventually I'm going to wind up like the Blues Brothers in that one scene: "How much for the wimmin? Your wife and daughter. I want to buy them."

 

[Dr Dave]

As long as you don't say it to a family of kinkajous you're better off.

 

[Loktar]

As long as you don't say it to a family of kinkajous you're better off.

I'd be better off molesting kinky jews.

 

[Dr Dave]

In theory.