I think this is as sad as I've ever been.

[Ishcabittle]

 

[Gagh]

WALLY THE WALRUS SAYS "DON'T BE SAD - LOVE COSTS NOTHING!"

 

[Mentalist]

Welcome to the club.. The hard liquor is on the counter to your left as you come in and the keyboard biting and headbutting section is just past the bonsai tree with the plastic Mr Myagi sitting atop it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT'S WRONG ME OLD DUCK: ANYTHING I CAN RAPE YOU WITH?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Naw, Wacky, it's just one of those things, one of those things that has to play out. It'll be a couple months of heartache, then it'll be all good.

Thanks for the replies, guys. I didn't think it would get noticed.

 

[RWC]

Guess how this makes me feel.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Indifferent?

 

[FBI parte due]

YEAH SHUT UP YUO CNET

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I BLOAT YOU WITH HAPPY HELIUM BOOBIES SO YOU CAN FLOAT TO THE BRRRRRONSKY CLOUDS AND DIVE OFF THE HAPPY NIPPLES BOPPITA BOPPITA BOPPITA BOOB

 

[CaptainWacky]

IF YOU EVER NEED TO TALK...I'M SURE YOU'VE GOT SENSIBLE REAL LIFE FRIENDS WHO DON'T TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND END EVERY SENTENCE WITH RAPE, RAPE.

 

[Grammour Boy]

HEEHEEEHEEEEHEEEEEH

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUT IF THEY ALL GET ARRESTED, THERE'S ALWAYS ME.

 

[eloisel]

Sorry to hear about your troubles. Here's hoping things get better for you soon. Jack and helium boobies ... things are looking up already.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Well, thanks for that... helium boobies are good, aren't thay?

 

[Henoch]

Are you sad right now Ischy??

 

[eloisel]

Well, thanks for that... helium boobies are good, aren't thay?

They ought to at least be perky.

 

[Mirah]

ISH!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yeah, a little sad. But it's all okay... like I said, just stay the course, ride it out.

 

[Grammour Boy]

Sadness is confirmation of life. Only the living are sad.

(I am often sad and I like it sometimes.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like ice cream.