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I understand this has probably already been addressed

I can't believe this is an actual exchange. Between trolls. On a troll board. Outside of the Minefield. ~sigh.
 
The Future

Someone: "So you and Jack never ended up getting along?"

Gear: "Well back in early '12 I was holding his nose to the stone for not admitting to some shit he secretly knew he could trust me with. Then I said something untoward about his Khaleesi and he used it to take a false position of self-righteous indignation he himself couldn't see over the top of. The shame of it is in his panic he did all sorts of collateral damage to friends we had in common. For no good reason really. Unless you consider false pride performances to hide shame a good reason."
 
It's official: Ilyanna = fat.
I AM NOT!
Ask Dual...oops, he left.
Ask Darth ...oopsie, he did, too.
Ask EnglishRose...oh fuckdamnit.
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Yeah. I'm a total whale. I am so fat that Tyler Durden recently called to ask me if he could make an appointment for me at a certain clinic. Well, now you all know. *hangs her head in shame*
 
It's true, Boston is a kind of post-apocalyptic wasteland where anyone who can afford more than 600 calories a day is looked on as a kind of god.

You should come visit some day, it's a hoot.
 
Sounds like East County SD. Except that no self-respecting, EC tweaker would consume more than 600 cal. a day.

It's the only place I've actually seen a pistol with rubber bands wrapped around the grip.
 
It's true, Boston is a kind of post-apocalyptic wasteland where anyone who can afford more than 600 calories a day is looked on as a kind of god.

You should come visit some day, it's a hoot.


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The building in the left front. Back three windows first floor was where I grew up.

Can you guess where and what it is?

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Im making Taquitos, shall I put a couple extra in for you? :heart:
Awwww, you know how to win a fattie's my heart! :wub:

It's true, Boston is a kind of post-apocalyptic wasteland where anyone who can afford more than 600 calories a day is looked on as a kind of god.
So I'm a Bostonian goddess, huh? Well, I always suspected I'd find paradise on earth some day, but Boston???

Except that no self-respecting, EC tweaker would consume more than 600 cal. a day.
Ilyanna = helping EC tweakers maintaining their self-respect by consuming one nutritional resource at a time.







DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck, I'll never get out of this, will I?
 
I would plow Ily's fields so deeply we might find ancient artifacts. You jealous hater virgins better be glad I'm too lazy to access the madface smileys...
 
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