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I want some of whatever Wash has been smoking.
- Thread starter Mentalist
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
River is giving him a handjob, obviously,.
Blindgroping
U mad 'bro?
No. Alec baldwin is.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
NO, RIVER AND JAYNE ARE HODLING HANDS WHILE WASH DREAMS OF TOY DINOSAURS IN AN OVERRATED SCENE.
No, Wash is feeling smug because he's got the keys to the box they're all standing in and he's closest to the door and OMG HE'S GONNA ORDER PIZZA AND MAKE 'EM SMELL IT BUT NOT GIVE 'EM ANY CAUSE THEY LET HIM DIE except the preacher wash just never did like him BUT MAYBE HE'LL LET RIVER OUT AND GIVE HER A SLICE OF PIZZA FOR A GOOD HARDY PLOOK but maybe not BUT MAYBE SO AND IF SO then we should let them get on with it
He's the guy way in the back with the albino badgers in his pantaloons.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
How come he's standing so far away from his wife (the black chick, Gagh)? ALMOST AS IF THAT'S NOT A REAL PIC FROM THE SERENITY, BUT JUST A PROMOTIONAL PHOTO OR SOMETHING!
He's standing so far away from her 'cause he doesn't know what day it is.
Maybe. I can see Wash bein' a three joint a day man at least.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I'll have what she's having!
River used to sneak up to the bridge and masturbate with Wash's plastic dinosaurs.
You'll have to email Summer Glau for them, and I think she's taken a dislike to you after all of those raunchy photographs you sent her. You know... the ones with the lemurs and the meringue pies.