I Want....

[jack]

I'll never forget when mine dropped...happiest day of my life. My testicles are 87% larger than the average so I release much more ferimone than the average man. I also spit alot when I'm yelling at people. So just don't make direct eye contact with me and keep your women locked up, and you'll be ok.
Where are the women anyway? This place is a god damn sausagefest. Don't tell me you fagots ran off all the trim...cuz I'll wrap my dick around your neck and start you like a lawn mower.

I know what you mean. I lost both my legs in Vietnam and my dick is so big I can still drive a stick shift with no trouble.