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I was told I should come back cause they got strippers here....

Oh that is so wrong. Problem with amateurs is they never recognize true talent when they see it. I'm gonna go start one of those leaving forever threads and never actually go.

Besides, I don't actually dislike or get mad at Shatna, so I took it really easy on him. You of all people should know how obnoxious I am when I am in the mood to bicker.

We have girls up here that spend way too much time in the salons that they come out orange. We call them Oompa Loompa girls.

Don't be an oompa loompa girl.
 
If by "smoked that guy with his own posts" Dono means "bored him to death so badly he screamed for mercy" then he's dead on. :D
 
Are you bringing some more, anal ninny? because I got plenty for you. Anyway, I thought you were going to leave forever if they made any changes.
 
Lighten up, Francis :D

And anyway, that isn't what I said or meant, hence my disinclination to 'discuss' anything with you, beyond maybe the weather.

So. Get any rain this weekend?
 
Shatna said:
If by "smoked that guy with his own posts" Dono means "bored him to death so badly he screamed for mercy" then he's dead on. :D

Yes, he does do that to pretty much everyone.

If you want to get rid of him, throw a few tabs of acid in the corner and he'll chase it.
 
Donovan said:
Oh that is so wrong. Problem with amateurs is they never recognize true talent when they see it. I'm gonna go start one of those leaving forever threads and never actually go.

I don't know if you're calling me an amateur but um, please. :lol:

Besides, I don't actually dislike or get mad at Shatna, so I took it really easy on him. You of all people should know how obnoxious I am when I am in the mood to bicker.

He knows you're not mad at him and I don't think he'd care if you did dislike him. Indeed you can be very obnoxious but the problem is, when you get in that mood you stop paying attention and your arguments become ridiculous.

We have girls up here that spend way too much time in the salons that they come out orange. We call them Oompa Loompa girls.

Don't be an oompa loompa girl.

Old tanning bed bulbs make people orange, I go to an upscale tanning salon, I've never been orange. ;)
 
Shatna said:
Lighten up, Francis :D

And anyway, that isn't what I said or meant, hence my disinclination to 'discuss' anything with you, beyond maybe the weather.

So. Get any rain this weekend?

Lighten up yourself, Fauntleroy, I'm only playing. Unless you want to make another "I'm leaving because Hambil changed the board" thread.

Geez, refusing to talk to me forever and ever, and now you're not gonna be my friend any more.

I'm tellin' your third-grade teacher.


ps. poured like a sonofabitch yesterday. Howzit where you are?
 
Laker_Girl said:
I don't know if you're calling me an amateur but um, please. :lol:
He knows you're not mad at him and I don't think he'd care if you did dislike him. Indeed you can be very obnoxious but the problem is, when you get in that mood you stop paying attention and your arguments become ridiculous.

How do you know my wife? That separation agreement was supposed to be private! Seriously, though, here's a tip for you: when I'm arguing usually only the first couple of posts are my point, and maybe one or two later if new info comes up. When you see me being deliberately obtuse, it means I'm bored and I'm fucking with you just to make you holler. In real life it's a very bad habit, but on the internet they call it...oh, what is the word I'm looking for... Strolling, I think. Yeah, that's it.

Old tanning bed bulbs make people orange, I go to an upscale tanning salon, I've never been orange. ;)

This is something I did not know. Interesting. Seriously.
 
Wisdom said:
Yes, he does do that to pretty much everyone.

If you want to get rid of him, throw a few tabs of acid in the corner and he'll chase it.


Wisdom's up...he steadies the bat...here's the pitch...swing and a miss!

ps. I notice noob poster is taking wild shots at pretty much everyone just to piss off as many as possible. Now who does that sound like...?
 
Donovan said:
Lighten up yourself, Fauntleroy, I'm only playing. Unless you want to make another "I'm leaving because Hambil changed the board" thread.

Geez, refusing to talk to me forever and ever, and now you're not gonna be my friend any more.

I'm tellin' your third-grade teacher.


ps. poured like a sonofabitch yesterday. Howzit where you are?

See? This is what I mean. I was playing in the first place, and you got all hotty-britched about it, then you tell me I'm all hotty-britched when I tell you to lighten up. I'm not refusing to speak with you, I'm refusing to discuss anything with you because of this whacky, inane turnaround thing you always do. And all I'm doing is pointing that out. Has nothing to do with "bringing some more" or being friends or any other retarded thing you want to make it into.

And I can't start another "I'm leaving because Hambil changed the board" thread because I never started one in the first place. For that matter, I never said anything about Hambil - who, incidentally, has done nothing but made changes on my own board recently, for which I am forever grateful. See? Again, you're making stuff up, while having no bleedin' clue what you're talking about.

What Laker_Girl said: head, nail, direct hit. ;)

It rained all weekend here, but today it's spectacularly beautiful.
 
Donovan said:
Wisdom's up...he steadies the bat...here's the pitch...swing and a miss!

ps. I notice noob poster is taking wild shots at pretty much everyone just to piss off as many as possible. Now who does that sound like...?

I do not take pot shots, my good fellow. I merely point out the truths of our world to those in need to help my fellow man.

Please try not to mix up the two.

Was I wrong? Is it THREE hits of acid? Sorry man.
 
Shatna said:
See? This is what I mean. I was playing in the first place, and you got all hotty-britched about it, then you tell me I'm all hotty-britched when I tell you to lighten up. I'm not refusing to speak with you, I'm refusing to discuss anything with you because of this whacky, inane turnaround thing you always do. And all I'm doing is pointing that out. Has nothing to do with "bringing some more" or being friends or any other retarded thing you want to make it into.

And I can't start another "I'm leaving because Hambil changed the board" thread because I never started one in the first place. For that matter, I never said anything about Hambil - who, incidentally, has done nothing but made changes on my own board recently, for which I am forever grateful. See? Again, you're making stuff up, while having no bleedin' clue what you're talking about.

What Laker_Girl said: head, nail, direct hit. ;)

It rained all weekend here, but today it's spectacularly beautiful.

For somebody who doesn't want to discuss it, you're doing an awful lot of discussing here. You seem somewhat edgy today. Go out and enjoy the day, but do remember to come back to TK eventually, there are people who'd miss you if you left forever because of something you didn't like.
 
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