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I woke up to pee

Hamster-sized bladder, then?
 
^Precisely.
 
If I logged on everytime I got up to pee in the night, there would be no signing off. Bladder of a pregnant woman, I tell ya.
 
Hmm...I guess I should clear that up. I'm not pregnant.
 
Well then what a dumb thing to say. Freakin' blonds.

*returns baby stuff*
 
Hey! I'm not a natural blonde! My hair right now is a dark brunette with red highlights. ;)

Simply an expression that gets the point across when I have to pee. So...

::raspberry::

But wait...what kind of baby stuff you got there? I do have nieces and nephews. And one day, I will be pregnant with the dark lord's spawn.
 
Maybe Hambil has prostate cancer.
 
Pee!
 
And again...
 
This thread should piss off
 
Does it count if I woke up while at work to go pee?

If so....
 
DOES IT COUNT IF YOU WOKE UP TO TAKE A PREGNANCY TEST?
 
I just peed before replying to Messy in QSF.
 
*sigh* It's like herding cats.
 
^ Rodents shouldn't herd cats. Well, ones that want to live long anyway.
 
But he is...THE FULL METAL HAMSTER!
 
Pee!
 
CaptainWacky said:
DOES IT COUNT IF YOU WOKE UP TO TAKE A PREGNANCY TEST?

Good point.

I'll remember that when I take the next one.
 
i wake up to piss a lot at night but i ain't gonna log onto my computer just to update TK'ers.

Some things are best left UNSAID, pissin' habits fall into that category IMO!
 
Do you take the occasional glass of fruity-flavored fiber colon blow, Hambil?
 
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