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I wonder.....

How is it possible that the word "dinky" can simultaneously mean handsome and shabby? Where's the logic in that?

FBI parte due: what?
I've just consulted my dictionary. The word 'dinky' has several German counterparts, some are approving like handsome, nice, cute, and some are disapproving like shabby, scabby, mean, dingy batty. I guess one should use the word very carefully when, for example, describing a woman or a penis to a German.
 
Last time I was there, they had a plaque saying some old dude had willed his penis to the museum and that they were waiting for him to die so they could preserve and mount it. It was pretty impressive, too, tattoos and more than a couple piercings, IIRC.
 
"Dinky" to me means "pathetically small." I could see it being used to mean "cute" in like an ironic elfin way, but not "handsome."
 
So go ahead and keep telling people how much you know. This is funny.

I know where your panties were the night Hellman signed your book. I has pix, remember? :bigass:

You're right, it is funny.
 
Last time I was there, they had a plaque saying some old dude had willed his penis to the museum and that they were waiting for him to die so they could preserve and mount it. It was pretty impressive, too, tattoos and more than a couple piercings, IIRC.
See, that I can fully understand. But smoked horse penis??? I've smoked some crazy shit in my life, but that's just weird.

"Dinky" to me means "pathetically small." I could see it being used to mean "cute" in like an ironic elfin way, but not "handsome."
I swear it's true. And it's a really good dictionary, too. I'd post a screengrab, but that would be completely pointless unless you know more German than you've ever admitted ;)
 
HI JACK XOXOXOXO!!
I'm fine, I'm currently trying to wrap my mind around 150 pounds of dick. How about you?
 
Yeah, apparently British English has a slightly different definition for "dinky."

I think the name for a penis bit just comes from mischievous older brothers, just like how some kids learn to make explosion sounds by yelling "DOOSH! DOOSH!"
 
lol, with my MIND, jack, with my MIND!! There really is no other part of my body big or worn out enough to wrap around that much meat. :smfangel:
 
Yeah, apparently British English has a slightly different definition for "dinky."

I think the name for a penis bit just comes from mischievous older brothers, just like how some kids learn to make explosion sounds by yelling "DOOSH! DOOSH!"
lol, makes sense. There's nothing like a big brother's influence to ruin you for life. I should know, I have one.
 
lol, makes sense. There's nothing like a big brother's influence to ruin you for life. I should know, I have one.

I have two big brothers(and two younger brothers). You need to watch out for the younger brother's influence too. One of my younger brothers once asked me "Ever picture our parents having sex?" It mentally scarred me and warped my fragile little mind.
 
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