Idiot Actress Misunderstands Feminism

[CaptainWacky]

"DURR, I'M NOT A FEMINIST BECAUSE I DON'T HATE MEN, HERP DERP I'D GO LESBIAN FOR MEGAN FOX" - she said, in an interview with LOADED or something.

Megan Fox was not available for comment because Michael Bay sewed her lips shut to stop her from speaking ("if only we could do that to our wives, right fellas!" he said in an interview with GOREGASM Magazine.)

 

[The Tomtrek]

How will Angelina Jolie cope with the lack of people going lesbian for her?

 

[Dr Dave]

She'll adopt another baby from a county on the African continent.

(That's a thing she does right?)

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Only women with curves are REAL WOMEN" the actress added, out of nowhere.

 

[Filthy Whore]

"I'm not a feminist, I think we're all equal and should have the same rights."

 

[CaptainWacky]

"I'm not a homophobe because I'm not scared of homos!" - a homophobe

 

[Filthy Whore]

Some of my best friends are homos.