IF CATS DON'T LOVE, WHY DO THEY SIT ON YOUR KNEE?

[CaptainWacky]

SOME WOULD SAY CATS ARE JUST ANIMALS AND THEY'RE ONLY NICE TO YOU WHEN THEY WANT SOMETHING (FOOD) HOWEVER IF THAT IS THE CASE WHY DO THEY COME AND SIT ON YOU KNEE SOMETIMES AND PURR EVEN IF THEY'VE ALREADY EATEN...BEAUSE OF LOVE TAHT'S WHY. ONCE AGAIN I HAVE PROVEN THAT ANIMALS ARE THE SAME US AS AND THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE LOL.

 

[Cassie]

The cats are just using you for sex, Wacky.

 

[Ishcabittle]

THAT CAT HAD THAT RAPING COMING TO IT, TRACKING MUD INTO THE HOUSE AND ALL. I'M NOT A BAD PERSON, I JUST RAPE CATS.

 

[Cassie]

I BET THAT CAT ASKED FOR IT TOO, RUBBING AGAINST YOUR LEGS LIKE THAT AND SHIT. WHO COULD FUCKING RESIST?

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOT ME THAT'S FOR DARN SURE...LOL

 

[Henoch]

Cats are sweet IMO.

 

[Loktar]

Especially when sprinkled with sugar and then eaten.

 

[Mentalist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHr24_OzmfY

 

[CaptainWacky]

It'll just die when it grows up.

 

[Ishcabittle]

OKAY, WE GET THAT LIFE IS FLEETING, JEEZ!

 

[Cassie]

LIFE IS A BIG FUCKING BOWL OF CHERRIES AND THEN SOMEONE RAPES THEM AND EATS THEM AND SMEARS THEM ALL OVER THE WALLS. YES ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So you went to Tom Cruise's marriage as well?

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL I MAKE EVERYONE ANGRY

 

[Mentalist]

I LOVE YOU WACKY

 

[Cassie]

Wacky's the lime in teh coconut

 

[Henoch]

I'm thinking of getting a cat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

it's about the journey, isn't it?

 

[Henoch]

it's about the journey, isn't it?

They're just so cute & cuddly is all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Get one but don't kill it.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Now we'll rape a cat, fine, but killing one, man that is crossing the line.