If I was your girlfriend. Look at the bargains over here, ladies.

[steve samurai jack]

Would you let me kiss you there?. You know, down there where it counts.

:bigass:

I'll do it so good, I swear I'll drink every ounce.......................shut up!





.

And together we'll stare into silence

 

[MODMAN]

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG​

 

[steve samurai jack]

Do you cry yourself to sleep each night after you masturbate into the only stuffed animal your dead Mom was able to afford with her whore $$$ ?

If I was your girlfriend
Oh oh oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh oh!
Oh oh oh oh oh! Oh oh, I'm just saying
If I was your girlfriend

:gagh:

 

[MODMAN]

If I was your girlfriend
Oh oh oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh oh!
Oh oh oh oh oh! Oh oh, I'm just saying
If I was your girlfriend

:gagh:

Ummmmmmm yeah? If you were my girlfriend ... ?

Don't leave me in suspense, ma chère.

If I were your boyfriend, you'd be asphyxiated with the head of my cock shoved down your throat as I face-fucked you into oblivion.

 

[steve samurai jack]

If I were your boyfriend, you'd be asphyxiated with the head of my cock shoved down your throat as I face-fucked you into oblivion.

Maybe you think I'm being a little self-centered
But I, I said I wanna be all of the things you are to me (If I was your girlfriend)
Surely, surely you can see.

 

[bertskocka]

 

[jack]

Guess I'll look at it long game style.

1 down 2 to go.