If I were a dog and you were a flower...

[CaptainWacky]

...I'D LIFT UP MY LEG AND GIVE YOU A SHOWER!

 

[Mentalist]

Its beautiful.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tom Welling is the hottest on Smallville, I agree.

 

[Mentalist]

I hear that James Masters has joined the cast but I think hes getting to old to be a contender.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've never found him hot!

 

[Mentalist]

Meh, he was allright. Boreanaz was hotter..



Wait, I'm straight, what am I going on about...

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Erica Durance has a surprisingly smokin' body!

 

[CaptainWacky]

What's so surprising about it? Did you not noticed her GIGANTIC breasts before?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I wish someone would post screencaps from last week's episode, where she was in a bikini.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wish Allsion Mack's arms would blah blhalghasl

 

[Loktar]

I wish someone would post screencaps from last week's episode, where she was in a bikini.

I hope someone posts screencaps from next week's episode. Lois goes undercover as a stripper.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Tom Welling has blowjob lips.

 

[Loktar]

Tom Welling has blowjob lips.

I'll file that under "Things I didn't need to know."

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll file it under "Ideas for future masturbation sessions!"

 

[Loktar]

I'll file that under Wacky's Masturbation Sessions: A Jerk in Progress.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You have a file on my masturbationary habbits? Why?

 

[Loktar]

You have a file on my masturbationary habbits? Why?

FOR POSTERITY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

POOFTERITY more like.