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If I were a guy in the business world

Mirah

Mirah

I love you
Today I asked myself, " what would a guy do in this situation?"

I need to contact upper management and the way I have done requests in the past haven't received much traction, so I decided I should probably change my tactic.
 
Chat gpt can help!
 
Mirah said:
Today I asked myself, " what would a guy do in this situation?"

I need to contact upper management and the way I have done requests in the past haven't received much traction, so I decided I should probably change my tactic.
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Lol you say that as if being a guy is any more effective with upper management? I am a freaking senior team member, and regularly have to loop in my director because managers of other teams completely blow me off on security recommendations or call outs. Hell some of them even have reports attached to them which means I already CYAd myself and it falling on deaf ears ends up screwing you over, not me... and crickets.
 
Valid point-in the industry I am in many complain of upper management not responding at all. I know it isn't just me. But I thought it was funny to think about for a moment.
 
I had to email a co-worker a message from someone because their phone died and it says that right in the message and they responded to me about the 2nd part of the message and then said, "Yeah I texted them but never heard back"
And then I had to reply to them-"yeah, they said in the beginning of the message that their phone died-that is why I was emailing you"

Common mistake, but really common for that person-having to re-explain myself several times.
 
I don't even remember this.

I should change my work name to Dave, or Steve or Tom, them people would listen to me. In fact the next time I apply for a job it's going to be with a male name, they don't need to know and then when I show up for the interview, because I will get it, I will just throw an extra dick in my pants and say, "Hi, I'm Steve"
 
I mean how do guys walk around with all that cock in their pants anyways?
 
BEYONCE BEYONCE
SHAKIRA SHAKIRA
 
I Love Cunt said:
I mean how do guys walk around with all that cock in their pants anyways?
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Now you understand why we switch from briefs to boxers as we get older...
 
Lucy Liu
With my girl Drew
Cameron D. and Destiny
Charlie's Angels, come on
Uh, uh, uh

Question, tell me what you think about me
I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings
Only ring your celly when I'm feelin' lonely
When it's all over, please get up and leave
Question, tell me how you feel about this
Try to control me, boy, you get dismissed
Pay my own car note and I pay my own bills
Always fifty-fifty in relationships

The shoes on my feet, I bought 'em
The clothes I'm wearing, I bought 'em
The rock I'm rocking, I bought it
'Cause I depend on me if I want it
The watch I'm wearing, I bought it
The house I live in, I bought it
The car I'm driving, I bought it
I depend on me (I depend on me)

All the women who independent
Throw your hands up at me
All the honeys who making money
Throw your hands up at me
All the mamas who profit dollars
Throw your hands up at me
All the ladies who truly feel me
Throw your hands up at me

Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that
Charlie, how your Angels get down like that?
Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that
Charlie, how your Angels get down like that?

Tell me how you feel about this
Do what I want, live how I wanna live
I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get
Ladies, it ain't easy being independent
Question, how'd you like this knowledge that I brought?
Braggin' on that cash that he gave you is a front
If you're gonna brag, make sure it's your money you flaunt
Depend on no one else to give you what you want

The shoes on my feet, I bought 'em
The clothes I'm wearing, I bought 'em
The rock I'm rocking, I bought it
'Cause I depend on me if I want it
The watch I'm wearing, I bought it
The house I live in, I bought it
The car I'm driving, I bought it
I depend on me (I depend on me)

All the women who independent (Hey)
Throw your hands up at me (Ho)
All the honeys who making money
Throw your hands up at me (Up at me, baby)
All the mamas who profit dollars
Throw your hands up at me
All the ladies who truly feel me
Throw your hands up at me

Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that
Charlie, how your Angels get down like that?
Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that
Charlie, how your Angels get down like that?

Destiny's Child, what's up?
You in the house? Sure 'nough
Well, break these people off, Angel style
Child of Destiny (Whoa)
Independent beauty (Whoa-oh)
No one else takes care me (Oh-oh)
Charlie's Angels (Oh-whoa-oh)

All the women who are independent
Throw your hands up at me
All the honeys who making money
Throw your hands up at me
All the mamas who profit dollars
Throw your hands up at me
All the ladies who truly feel me
Throw your hands up at me

Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that
Charlie, how your Angels get down like that?
Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that
Charlie, how your Angels get down like that?
Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that
Charlie, how your Angels get down like that?
Girl, I didn't know you could get down like that
Charlie, how your Angels get down like that?

wow that song goes on a bit
 
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