If I were to get my ass handed to me

[SilentBtViolent]

I would probably hand it back.

I have SOME standards, for chrissake.

 

[eloisel]

I have a lovely ass. I would say, "Thanks. I've been missing that. Now I can twirl around and people will be able to tell the difference between my front and my back. Maybe you should go look for your ass too!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

An alien judge?

 

[Gagh]

I would probably list mine on eBay.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm asexual again by th eway.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Is asexual different from nonsexual?

 

[Tempest]

Wouldn't it be preferable to keep your ass?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Wouldn't it be preferable to keep your ass?

Probably. That's why I have a panic room for if anyone touches it.

I just hit that button and WHAMMO!

Three weeks in solitary for me!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have sexual urges but I'm never going to have sex. What's that make me?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Antisexual, maybe?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe!