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If Jesus regged here...
- Thread starter BlazerBoy
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MessengerX
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You'd fuck your own penis if it was possible.jack said:
jack
The Legendary Troll King
MessengerX said:
I dont have any idea what you mean by that. Gagh was wondering why I made so many penis references. With posters like you the metaphor comes fast and furious, so to speak.
But it's true. I'm obsessed with genitalia. I find genitalia fascinating, and references to genitalia often humorous.
You know, if not for genitalia, we might not even be conversing in such a haughty manner, HO!
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
If Jesus posted here I would never come back because he would definitely be the Tetris champion.
MessengerX
New member
missmanners
grrrrrrrr...
Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin’ lone star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
¡°they oughta send you back to russia, boy, or new york city one
You just want to doodle a christian girl and you killed god’s only son.¡±
I said, ¡°has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that’s not very nice,
We jews believe it was santa claus that killed jesus christ.¡±
¡°you know, you don’t look jewish,¡± he said, ¡°near as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country ######.¡°
No, they ain’t makin’ jews like jesus anymore,
They don’t turn the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to shoutin’ and a-spittin’ on the floor,
¡°lord, they ain’t makin’ jews like jesus anymore.¡±
He says, ¡°i ain’t a racist but aristitle onassis is one greek we don’t need
And them niggers, jews and sigma nus, all they ever do is breed.
And wops ¡®n micks ¡®n slopes ¡®n spics ¡®n spooks are on my list
And there’s one little hebe from the heart of texas ¡º is there anyone I missed ? ¡±
Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes.
I says, ¡°I’m gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutin’ that pack of lies.
If there’s one thing I can’t abide, it’s an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take back that thing you said ¡®bout aristitle onassis.¡±
No, they ain’t makin’ jews like jesus anymore,
We don’t turn the other cheek the way we done before.
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
¡°lord, they sho’ ain’t makin’ jews like jesus anymore!¡±
All right!
No, they ain’t makin’ jews like jesus anymore,
We don’t turn the other cheek the way they done before.
You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
Lord, they ain’t makin’ jews like jesus anymore.
Everybody!
They ain’t makin’ jews like jesus anymore,
They ain’t makin’ carpenters who know what nails are for.
Well, the whole damn place was singin’ as I strolled right out the door
¡°lord, they ain’t makin’ jews like jesus anymore!¡±
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Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
¡°they oughta send you back to russia, boy, or new york city one
You just want to doodle a christian girl and you killed god’s only son.¡±
I said, ¡°has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that’s not very nice,
We jews believe it was santa claus that killed jesus christ.¡±
¡°you know, you don’t look jewish,¡± he said, ¡°near as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country ######.¡°
No, they ain’t makin’ jews like jesus anymore,
They don’t turn the other cheek the way they done before.
He started in to shoutin’ and a-spittin’ on the floor,
¡°lord, they ain’t makin’ jews like jesus anymore.¡±
He says, ¡°i ain’t a racist but aristitle onassis is one greek we don’t need
And them niggers, jews and sigma nus, all they ever do is breed.
And wops ¡®n micks ¡®n slopes ¡®n spics ¡®n spooks are on my list
And there’s one little hebe from the heart of texas ¡º is there anyone I missed ? ¡±
Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes.
I says, ¡°I’m gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutin’ that pack of lies.
If there’s one thing I can’t abide, it’s an ethnocentric racist;
Now you take back that thing you said ¡®bout aristitle onassis.¡±
No, they ain’t makin’ jews like jesus anymore,
We don’t turn the other cheek the way we done before.
You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
¡°lord, they sho’ ain’t makin’ jews like jesus anymore!¡±
All right!
No, they ain’t makin’ jews like jesus anymore,
We don’t turn the other cheek the way they done before.
You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor
Lord, they ain’t makin’ jews like jesus anymore.
Everybody!
They ain’t makin’ jews like jesus anymore,
They ain’t makin’ carpenters who know what nails are for.
Well, the whole damn place was singin’ as I strolled right out the door
¡°lord, they ain’t makin’ jews like jesus anymore!¡±
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Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I've had him on ignore for a couple of days, it's working out well so far...the only annoyance is the occasionally flooded New Posts page, but I'm dealing...
Jesus H. Christ
New member
O RLY?
FBI parte due
Folces Weard
!
Speak of the divvil!
Speak of the divvil!
Jesus H. Christ
New member
Jesus is not a dual.
Jesus has been at TK for 4 years.
And Jesus doesn't spam.
Jesus has been at TK for 4 years.
And Jesus doesn't spam.
MessengerX
New member
Skin was a dual? I think someone is a little uninformed.BlazerBoy said:
Ishcabittle
Well-known member
BlazerBoy said:
Dual and/or Troll names, MX.
MessengerX
New member
You still haven't elaborated.BlazerBoy said:
You didn't say anything about my contextual reading skills.Why are you trying to turn TK into one big thread, BB?