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If Laker_Girl became un-engaged...

The Dork Lord said:
Rancid hog vomit is sexier than you.
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No, you're not sexier than me.
 
Everyone and everythin on the planet is sexier than you.

I would rather have my testicles gnawed off by sewer rats than see you naked.
 
The sexual tension is making my nipples perky.
 
The Dork Lord said:
Everyone and everythin on the planet is sexier than you.
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No, not really. 'Cause ya know, you're not.

I would rather have my testicles gnawed off by sewer rats than see you naked.
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Please, you don't have testicles and further, I do not want to hear about how you and your mother spend your Saturday nights.
 
^Wrong, wrong and wrong.
 
^'Fraid not.
 
LG, this is why you have to stay at TK. You give these guys a run for their money. Hilarious!
 
Even if there was money involved, I would still run screaming in teh other direction!
 
^No you wouldn't. I am alluring, just ask Imperium.
 
I daresay that he and I have different tastes.
 
He disliked me much, much more than you do so don't be so sure.
 
The opposite of love is not hate; it's apathy.
 
The opposite of love is not hate, it is indifference.

I didn't say you love me nor did I say Imperium loves me.
 
Laker_Girl said:
^No you wouldn't. I am alluring, just ask Imperium.
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I have seen your pictures, and most are rather blurry. So I will give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you are intriguing. One step down from alluring.

Now excuse me. I must tan.
 
Laker_Girl said:
He disliked me much, much more than you do so don't be so sure.
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Corkey, your beaner friend, says it was all in jest.
 
I'd fuck Laura, are you kidding?
 
Imperium said:
...do you think she would date my sexy self?
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Date, no.

Fuck while my man is out of touwn, YES!
 
She's in Philly, having 12 inches of extra salty cheesesteak.
 
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